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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 3 days ago (2 children)

BITCH

BITCH IS THE WORD

FUCK

OK I'M MAKING MY OWN UNCENSORED VERSION NOW.

THERE FIXED

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 57 points 3 days ago

Thanks, I'll use this one

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I assume this is a response to someone saying "calm your tits."

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

That makes sense because those tits are the opposite of calm.

i love that y'all get me