Unfortunately it it probably Windows, just so he can run .bat scripts.
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BatOS obvs
GuanOS
That release was batshit if you ask me.
But at least it was easy to launch from the command line using startup.bat.
It’s a Unix system. I know this.
Batocera surely?
I would guess the Batcave uses something proprietary based off of Wayne tech because he's very paranoid. I'd also imagine it integrates some watch tower tech which is likely mostly from Cyborg
A proprietary BSD derivative
Definitely some Palantir-level proprietary software.
No, he'd probably use something made by a reputable company.
Hannah Montana, like all crimefighters
I imagine at least one modern version of the origin of the Wayne family fortune is through the tech industry. So clearly it would run Wayne-dows.
The terminals maybe, but the server would be a Wayneframe.
Maybe at the office, but for real security in the batcave? He'd be on Waynux
Ahhhh, iirc, it's one he built himself.
It's actually come up in comics before, more than once if my mind isn't playing tricks.
I don't doubt that he would have at least taken lessons from open source type projects if Linux doesn't directly exist in the comic universe.
For the German speakers under us: Wayne interessierts...
(As an explanation: Wayne sounds very close to the German "wen", meaning roughly "who". So that's a common joke phrase in German and means "Who cares?")
Either a custom "BatOS," or, more likely, something branded under WayneTech. Which, in my mind, either way would be a weird, unholy, but utterly fantastical combination of Linux, Windows and MacOS.
Because it's a comic book and would show off whatever element of those systems it needs to in the moment for exposition or a gag.
HyperDOS or Mandrake.
QNX. Batman does not abide service interruptions or system instability.