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What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment? in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

files with 10k lines of code

oh my sweet summer child.

I was once charged with maintaining an application with a median line count of 40k. The largest file was 87kLOC with 2nd place going to a 69kLOC (nice) file filled with interwoven C and inline assembly. My favorite was a 51kLOC file with a 32,621 line function.

Miracle I didn't develop alcoholism during that job.

What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment? in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

unless they're bacon biscuits

What OS does the Batcomputer use? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Bat Software Distribution

The stolen heat! in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

That would explain why your water's so cold, at least

Cloudfare outage post mortem in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"Claude said it was fine, ship it."

Brave Dildo Baggins 😭 in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ford Trukk is an excellent name for a fighter.

Reminder to use strong passwords in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
Microsoft confirms Windows 11 is about to change massively, gets enormous backlash - Neowin in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

what if I use ip and netstat?

I Wrote Task Manager — 30 Years Later, the Secrets You Never Knew in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's the first second-generation Task Manager creator.

Steamed in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

IMO if you're running Ubuntu at all in prod you already fucked up.

Real professionals use LFS, obvs

skillz in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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