felbane

That would explain why your water's so cold, at least

"Claude said it was fine, ship it."

Ford Trukk is an excellent name for a fighter.

Well good news then, because even throwing every quantum computer currently on the planet is not enough to factor 2048-bit RSA, and likely won't be in any currently alive human's lifetime.

what if I use ip and netstat?

He's the first second-generation Task Manager creator.

https://handwiki.org/wiki/Software:WinG

IMO if you're running Ubuntu at all in prod you already fucked up.

Real professionals use LFS, obvs

https://web.archive.org/web/20220521003753/https://folklore.usc.edu/tanks-a-pen-and-paper-game/

• Decides effectively on a whim to use a Python web framework not designed for async.
• Gets frustrated that async patterns are difficult.
• Refuses to switch to framework that's natively async, deciding instead to rewrite entire codebase in Javascript.
• Writes smug blog post patting themselves on the back.

LUXURY

I hate that this is as plausible as it is a joke.