This would save the world
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2025
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These guys actually exist, and are alive presently, and are not saving the world, what more evidence would somebody need to not believe some dumb shit like this?
He's trying to make the argument that if the tech giants worked together they could accomplish great things for the world. But this literally happened:
And what did they collaborate on? To buy favor from the Trump administration to get rid of pesky regulations that are holding them back from even bigger quarterly profits.
They also stared at Jeff’s gf weirdly.
I think he's talking about one of those late night parking lot chats with the boys
A salon, a cafe, a pub, a university campus, a library, a scene in nature? No the venue of great thinking for our era is the parking lot
Ngl, parking lot chats after a long day of work or a night out and it's getting late but you're having a good conversation and just vibing and nobody wants to go home yet, really hits for some reason
Those hit despite the parking lot, not because of
Nah the exhaust fumes reduce the amount of oxygen in the air, leading to slight euphoria. It's true ask Grok
I mean, we’ve all had those good times with beloved friends but come on, it would have probably been better in the comfort of our living rooms
Steak N Shake parking lot since they all support the beef tallow agenda.
What if Elon was there and he was just fucking smoking weed dude, like totally smoking fucking weed, wow.
Suddenly those Looney Tunes cartoon-worthy CIA plots to off Castro come full circle as forms of revolutionary praxis
Nightmare blunt rotation obviously
How nice of them to all gather in one place.
fragmentation grenade
I was hoping that was a 
PFP, but no, he's an earnest techbro whose LinkedIn posting has seeped into Twitter. Regardless, one round from a Daisy Red Ryder BB gun or a well-placed seagull shit could cause that Cybertruck to do something extremely funny.
A circle of jerks?
:kelly:
Am I using this right?
kelly?
So… Davos? These fuckers are schmoozing and mingling with each other all the god damn time, world still not saved. This is a pure ideology take, thinking the capitalist class takes the “absolute competition” morality play version of capitalism seriously and never colludes with each other.
The cybertruck in two parking spaces and the vape cloud really tie the image together.
cybertruck lithium battery explode
Reinventing the Bildeberg Group, but as a cool guy thing
Ah Pocket Pool truly the sport of kings
Yes if you, like, put a small gift between them made by our friends in IRA and other revolutionary militias
Do it stupid boxy car, we know you like to explode and ran over people, c'mon
Add a firing squad and you're almost there
What would save the world was if they all got the wall treatment.
The Sad Sack Pack.
Bezos had too much doesn't know what to do with his hands
Is that a fucking Bronco?
It's the only actually cool thing in the pic
Call in an airstrike stat
P1 and Cybertruck in the same place and neither of them combusting?
Ngl at least the one guy has decent taste in car with the bronco