Cut him out of the will.
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2025
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Here's my suggestion: find someone you won't have to change the diapers of by the time you start needing reading glasses yourself.
But what if that’s your fetish?
Do what any responsible father would do, steal his phone charger, that'll teach 'em...
Play some catch.
Leave for milk and cigarettes?
Kick his ass in Fortnite, obviously.
Steal his Airpods.
It should've been a daughter Instead of a son
I think I have seen this porn.
Grow up?
He's trying to take responsibility!
A very good friend (30 years old) is dating a woman who is approaching 60 and I just can't for the life of me understand why
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Take him fishing
der Witz ist doch auch der 21-Jährige, der sich für viel reifer als der 18-Jährige hält. lacht in 55jährig
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