I make art.

^ real job.

I get disability benefit trapping me in dependence on the system under threat of impoverishment, destitution, starvation, freezing, if i dare ever attempt to do anything productive, or even look like it, or even not. Paid to do nothing.

^ real bullshit job.

Oh what a great system you have there. >:[

I do job, I now also do job that's a bit like my job, I now also do John's job,I now also do Jane's job, I now also do the third party's job. ~~I'm a developer~~ I'm a devops technology admin engineer receptionist oh and just now cleaner as well

We need to lower standards. Really. To something like "if your job makes other people worse, it's bullshit work". A lot of good people do stupid job just to put food on the table

OPs has distilled his job title from 'political agitation meme technician' to 'shitposter'.

My job is bullshit, but my job is not who I am.

I Beer Lego

I move files

Saying "I catch fish" is as descriptive as the first guy saying "sales analyst". Second person is a software developer, third guy is a systems architect. So you catch fish? Sure. What kind? On a river? In the ocean? Do you really just press a button that rolls up a big net full of turtles and dolphins as well and you're destroying the delicate balance of a fragile ecosystem? Are you a fishing guide?

Anyone can describe their job in three words. Understanding it is on you, man.

Generate shareholder value

Sysadmin or if you insist Systems Administrator.

"Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems."

I draw lines

I build PCs

Refreshments and Narcotics

(an old joke about registered nurses)

I fix/break things.

I load/unload planes

I do nothing

I do things

I can't say.