I write code. ✔️ Real job.

I chop down trees. ❌ Bullshit job.

First one: i analyse sales.

Second one: i automate production

Third one: i'm a fucking idiot

Is this a war on being specific?

If a fisherman says "I operate the winch on a bowpicker tuna fishing boat", is that a bullshit job?

If a middle-management yes-man who exists only to fluff his boss' ego describes his job as "I encourage excellence" does that mean his job is no longer bullshit?

3 people above the fisherman:

• sales analyst
• automation technician
• software engineer

Fisherman:

• I operate a decentralized, sustainability-focused aquatic-resource acquisition methodology utilizing precision-guided line-and-lure interface systems to facilitate targeted biomass retrieval.

I write code

(It's still a bullshit job)

I code

"Refrigerator Wifi Firmware"

3 words, but my job is still bullshit.

I make programs

I suck dick

So I either have a bullshit job "I design chips for isosychronous low-latency networks" or a real job "I herd electrons"...

Cum on camera

OF is a real job

I fix things.

I jerk off.

Is this really the message we want to send?

Yes, our society makes lots of bullshit jobs. That's because capitalism can only keep people employed by creating bullshit jobs, and unemployed people are six missed meals away from revolution. That is not the fault of the people who have bullshit jobs.

And no, I won't accept "this is just a shitposting sub, lighten up" as a response. This is just another form of kicking down, and it isn't funny. The working class needs solidarity, not this.

Make websites brrrrr

I suck dicks

Extreme physical danger of drowning, hypothermia, severe injury, insane hours, unpredictable income, huge mental and emotional stress in an industry that often damages the environment and is plagued with human rights abuses?

This comic feels like it was written by the fisherman.

I fix shit

I am an aquatic resource acquisition specialist leveraging distributed ecosystem monitoring, real-time biological signal analytics, and manual–mechanical retrieval interfaces to optimize biomass extraction.

Emails and meetings

I break software

i make websites

Make missiles hit.

I photograph bones ☠️

I help people.

Cool, I have a real job.

Tom, 32, school crossing guard.

I like Turtles.

"I hate it". Does this count?

I heal people