the key is to wash each other, not just take turns showering yourselves….
although shower sex is a lot trickier and not worth it….
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The risk of falling and causing a serious head injury is the sexiest part though.
how do you do anything in life if you’re always afraid of such risks?
That's what makes it so much fun!
I mean, skydiving, base jumping, rock climbing skiing, etc, etc.
I love base jumping sex! Gotta finish quick before we're too low to deploy parachutes!
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It’s pretty fun until you water board yourself
Don't kink shame.
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Whenever I’m in there showering with my wife, it’s never fun, but it is important. Getting clean while discussing the impact of student loans on our budgets, worrying about politics, searching for hope, and drying off.
We come out better for it, but it’s nothing like what the movies suggest.
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Do ya'll not touch your partner? Wash they hair or sumthn. Jesus.
a lot of people don't.
i've dated women who didn't want me to touch/kiss them ever outside of sex. it was weird. i can imagine that some people tolerate that behaviour and just have a partner who never touches them. i will say they all had massive control/anxiety issues in other areas of their life as well. I've also had partners who hated certain sex acts that seemed perfectly fun/normal to me.
a lot of people have very strict beliefs about the context in which touch should occur even with romantic partners. or consider touch to be 'dirty'
That's valid but also kind of sad. I've dated ace before so I get that some people just aren't wired for certain things. I but feel a little bad for people who can't even have nonsexual contact free of shame, but maybe there's a perspective I'm lacking. Just feels like shame should have no place in a relationship even if physical touch isn't present either.
Some people just don't like being touched. Sometimes it's trauma, sometimes simple preference. It's not always about shame
Sometimes it's autism. Touch is a lot of sensory.
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Not all of that, but a whole lot of it is from being raised in... the American version of a Christian household.
These are the kind of parents who will spy on their kids, catch them masturbating, and then punish them harshly, tie it directly into their moral/spiritual validity as a person.
Puritanism is very much still alive and well.
It produces uptight, broken, neurotic people with those control and anxiety issues you mentioned.
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Mmmm yeah. Baby it’s like rubbing two wet balloons together.
The other comments have stupid suggestions, the trick is that the one in the water pees on the other, that way no one stays cold.
Please look away for a moment while I wash my groin.
My wife was horrified to discover I wash my ass crack with a face cloth.
How else do you get rid of the bits and pieces?
A bidet
I'm talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.
I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.
That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image.
Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with.
A good wash cloth works wonders.
I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy
Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon.
He's making inroads.
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Erm. You're in the shower. Use soap + your hands. Also there shouldn't be larger "bits" there if you wiped properly... Eww
Is the cloth's purpose only for your crack or is it a communal cloth? Like, was she using it as a face cloth before the discovery?
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If you asked me yesterday what the opposite of using a bidet was, I would’ve said I have no idea. But now I know it’s whatever this person is doing
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My husband and I designed and (literally) built our own shower. It was a bitch, but worth it because it made us think about things like this. It's a nicely sized space split with a bath tub and shower. We've got a big waterfall shower head fixed at the center of the ceiling in the shower area, then a separate hosed shower head where one would normally place one. Then the other far end of the shower is slightly dryer with no direct water.
Kicks ass for having shower sex. Also great for just shower and/or bath time together to vent/chat in the middle of our work day.
Nice work. I'd definitely have sex in your shower.
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It’s the emotional intimacy, and sharing in something mundane together.
Not “sexy,” but can be comforting and special anyway.
Wet skin fart noises galore
Y'all need a shower head with a detachable wand in the middle. Revolutionized showering together. We both get to shower at the same time
well someone is going to get pee'd on.
so you got that going for you..
Yeah, but that can happen anywhere at any time.
can happen anywhere at any time.
Alright babe, let me just finish this glass of water.
If you get the chance go for the second shower head with a larger shower. We love ours even if it's just one of us using it.
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