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It's the company that counts (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Picasso@sh.itjust.works to c/Couplememes@sh.itjust.works

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[–] notabot@piefed.social 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.

That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image.

Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A good wash cloth works wonders.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

He's making inroads.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'll be honest, their comment didn't make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint.

Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they've never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I've needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that's now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit.

Words to live by