Imadethis

It doesn't have to be just your imagination, but I think there'll be more focus on you!

I'm about as jealous as can be. I haven't gotten to play around with robotic stuff since I was in one of those 'learning modules' in school, programming an arm to move a ball around. If I was to try something like this, it would be with model train parts, scrap wood, and pvc pipe.

Maybe it's a mechanism that goes to a certain length before withdrawing? If so, the resistance means it will go slower as the knot is pushed in. But the pulling out part goes quickly enough that resistance being the reason for the slowness doesn't make sense... AND the second time in, you can see the pause before it hits the resistance... hm.

Aye, the peril of not allowing downvoting is folks on /all upvoting what they like and not paying attention to the community.

Okay. Just send your address. /shrug

I wish this was closer, because I'm as up for it as it seems to be.

Aw, man, I hate seeing your name, but always love seeing that it's you. I wish I could make it better for you.

Only if I can include other various phallic shaped objects in the contest.

Humans are social creatures. Your mind did not evolve to tell the difference between a human and a statistical model trained to mimic a human talking. If you had found a person who would be just as interested in you and the exact kinks you have, it would be just as much of a whammy. It's completely normal to be hyperfocused on a new romantic partner and not pay attention to other things, whether those things are past partners or typical kinks.

If you really care about this as a "problem," then cut yourself off from ai, get talking to other people (i.e., touch grass) and find something new and exciting to dive into. The exciting thing doesn't even need to be sex. Anything that catches your interest and hammers your endorphin and dopamine nerves. Skydiving, drone racing, sailing, scuba diving, snorkeling, surfing, mountain climbing, mountain biking(!), disc golf, pickleball, basketball, ultimate frisbee, futbol, rugby, rowing, running, etc. etc. etc. Anything that combines those moments of adrenaline and fun with other people is even better. Then go find a real partner to lay with.

I think that already IS an episode isn't it? I distinctly recall something about a rodeo where the clowns end up being gay, but it was bill that got mistaken for one of them after he found joy in being a clown?

And here I thought sticking mine on the side of my house was the way to go...

It's not my mouth that I want tall, long, and thicksome to be stopping in. Getting it all the way into the throat makes it feminine again.