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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

I find that to be highly unlikely. Even assuming Bill is bisexual, why on earth would you want that man (Trump) to give you a blowjob. Reminds me more of the first episode of Black Mirror rather than a sexual favor.

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 2 points 50 minutes ago

There are other Trumps too, like Melania

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Does it matter of it's true or not?

It's been years that MAGA is showing us that truth does not matter,

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

In that regard, I fully endorse making and propagating memes on this topic.

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

why on earth would you want that man (Trump) to give you a blowjob.

Power move

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

Bill Clinton has never struck me as the kind of guy who would turn down a blowjob, no matter who offers it.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I did not have sexual relations with that man, Donald Trump - Bill Clinton 2025

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Monica I need some advice - Trump, 2025

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Is this why he wanted to send Hillary to prison? So he could have Billy’s D all to himself?

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 27 points 12 hours ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

krasnov's obsession with arnold palmer's penis makes a lot more sense now

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 29 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 11 points 14 hours ago

We need to get Clinton, now being persecuted by White House for Epstein links, to say "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr Trump." as a non-denial.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, this is into reference of what exactly? There are so many scandals, I lost track. Is there a new sex scandal? I mean, ita the Cheeto, I'm auree there is one, but which?

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

There is an email from the Epstein files that were released that claims there is a photo, supposedly held by Putin, of Donald sucking off “bubba”. Who is believed to be Bill Clinton.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 50 points 17 hours ago

Time to clean my balls Don.

[–] DundasStation@lemmy.ca 211 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 123 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 40 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

Don't ignore the sound 😷

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 34 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 14 hours ago

People voted for this. 🤦

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[–] Tidesphere@lemmy.world 138 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

Oh hey Maga was right

Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

He may even have been in Epstein...

[–] Tidesphere@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Oh yeah, I am in no way saying he wasn't up to gross shit.

I guess I just find it funny that Maga is constantly saying "Well what if Bill Clinton is in the Files? What then?"

And this is the first we find out about his involvement.

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 39 points 18 hours ago
[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 80 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

He does love a Big Beautiful Bill.

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 9 points 14 hours ago

What an outstanding comment. Well done sir or madam.

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