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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.

The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn't turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn't see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just.....endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don't even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I've ever seen in my entire life, and I'm old. It was beautiful.

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

is this true?

1000002394

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Guys... What if this was the reason he didn't want the Epstein files released? He doesn't care about everyone knowing he's a pedo; he just doesn't want anyone to know he literally sucks cock.

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

It actually makes more sense tbh. Being queer is far worse to fascists than being a pedophile rapist. This is especially damning when the person he sucked off is prominent in the conspiracy theories he depended on for the past decade.

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[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 72 points 1 day ago (18 children)

If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 40 points 1 day ago (4 children)

His base will be like: Real men suck cock!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

We've been saying it all along! Make America Gay Again!

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 226 points 2 days ago (4 children)

DJT naming it The Big Beautiful Bill now makes a lot more sense.

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 137 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] unknown@piefed.social 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Wait, this is real? What the fuck

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I legitimately don't know and I'm afraid to search it, please send help

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Searching it on Google increases the trend and likelihood of being an auto fill search, especially if you type "Trump gave Clinton a blowjob" so it gets suggested for any Trump search

Searching it is praxis, you're obligated to do it.

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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (21 children)

I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago

A dollar was dangled in front of him!

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Some people find power in performing a "submissive" act.

Other just find it nice to SCHLORP GHHLOORP GUUUGK SCHLORP.

Different uh... strokes for different folks.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 126 points 2 days ago (11 children)
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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So both presidential candidates in 2016 have sucked off a previous president

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

The same one even.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait... what?

What the hell is going on?

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 100 points 2 days ago

I wonder if this is the real reason he hates Hilary?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Please let this be true, and let this be his downfall, not just because it’s deserved, but because it would be fucking hilarious.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago

If being a pedophile doesn't bring him down but performing a homosexual act does I'm gonna be pissed

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[–] DaedalousIlios@pawb.social 58 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The worst part is: everything that has happened over the course of his presidency has been so absurdly beyond parody that I almost didn't notice that this was lemmyshitpost.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I downloaded hundreds lol

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 13 points 1 day ago

Wow. That was not on my bingo card 😂🤣.

[–] bugbearownsyou@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What are the odds Clinton tried to convince everyone he came across to suck him off?

And yes, pun intended.

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and blow somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh please ye unknowable ancient powers of chaos and chance, let this email be the reason he takes the Hitler Express.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 48 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago

What a terrible day to suffer from reading comprehension.

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