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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Companion cube skin pls

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Can anyone tell me why anyone would want to buy a Steam Machine? Serious question.

[–] audible_obituary@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

I've been PC gaming for 20 years and always wanted to be able to play them on my TV. Yes, the methods exist, but it feels needlessly complex- right now I have long cables running through my small apartment just to play on my TV... with latency. It feels like to get everything running you need specific dongles, cables, hardware, ports, and then there's compatibility issues on top of that.

I'm not a computer savant who runs a home network and meticulously manages their home tech. I'm also not a total noob- I can troubleshoot issues, setup mods, do some basic tinkering, etc. which puts me ahead of many, many typical users. That said, I have other hobbies and things I want to do, and the amount of work it takes to get this stuff minimally functional just isn't worth the time and frustration for me (inb4 someone replies "just try xyz!").

The Steam Machine is something I've always wanted. A one-stop shop I can plug into my TV, hook up my controller, and boom- steam library at my fingertips. No worries about compatibility, cable runs, or any of that crap. Plus, it could get someone like my partner (a lifelong Mac user who hates computers in general, can't troubleshoot, and loves Nintendo games) into PC gaming.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 7 hours ago

People who don't have a game pc, and don't have the time or the inclination to tinker with one, but who do like to game.

People who would like to play retro games on their TV but don't have the desire to tinker with a raspberry pi to set up their own arcade.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

It may not he for you, but there's a huge potential audience. Somebody who is used to the console experience and wants that simplicity for playing on the couch, but wants access to PC gaming platforms like Steam.

I like tinkering with my PC, but a lot of people don't. They like consoles because they can pick up the controller, push a button, and it powers on and works, and they never have to worry if a game will run. If it's released on the console, it should work.

Yeah, there's 1001 ways to get a PC running on the TV, but none of them are as dumb-simple as turning on an Xbox. This device solves that issue.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl -3 points 10 hours ago

Missed opportunity to do a goatse gape cube

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Valve having such a stronghold on the market is both:

  • amazing because of projects like this,
  • frightening because we're one Gabe brain damage away from having PC Gaming enshittified.
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 7 hours ago

I like to believe the main reason he got into BCI research is to digitize himself and live on as an actual Steam Machine.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I avoid buying from Steam and prefer GOG when I can because I don't really want to have continued access to my games collection be dependent on Gabe eating his veggies, avoiding saturated fats and doing at least a 30m walk a day to keep the risk of a heart attack low and look both ways before he crosses a road so as not to be run over by a car.

In almost 4 decades as a gamer and a techie I've seen plenty of good companies turn into evil companies and start to leverage whatever dependencies customers had on them to pretty much blackmail them into paying more, sometimes after the founders died, others when the founders cashed out or just lost interest in managing the company's direction and yet others because they were evil all along and just hid it whilst they built their customer base - enshittification isn't a XXI century thing, what's XXI century about it is that many companies nowadays already have it as part of their mid and long term strategy from the start.

Best avoid situations where you give power to some big company (for whom you as an individual customer are basically a nameless bacteria) over something you care about, unless you have no other choice, even if at the moment they're basically a benevolent dictatorship.

Better safe than sorry.

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

They are not public so we are safe for now. When they go public they go shit mode

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly i guess it could happen to GOG too. I mean, anything you have already bought is safe but someone could step in and change the business model and end such a great thing.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Indeed. Any online store can go under or enshittify.

If you want to stay safe with GOG, download the offline installers for your games and archive them. If you don't you're running the risk of losing some or all of it.

The rule "best avoid situations where you give power to some big company (for whom you as an individual customer are basically a nameless bacteria) over something you care about" is general, not Steam specific.

Fortunatelly GOG has DRM-free offline installers available for download as standard, Steam does not make that option available - at best you can copy and zip existing installations of Steam games and hope for the best (some will work, some will not), and that is a "hack" rather than official supported.

The point being that Steam could make something like DRM-free (or at least phone-home-DRM-free) offline installers available - at least for games whose developers/publishers are willing - and mark that as a feature in the game page in their store for those games, but they have chosen not to do so and remain steadfast in that choice: they purposefully keep customers dependent on them of enjoy their purchases and we're all expected to just trust them, now and forever.

As I said, 4 decades in gaming and Tech have taught me you can't trust large companies forever.

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Valve is set up as a horizontal organization. I expect that to continue after Gaben's death. He doesn't really do much at valve these days anyway.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yeah, well, somebody is going to inherit his share of ownership, and even if he goes out of his way and sets up a Foundation for the purpose of preserving the founder's strategical vision for the company that will inherit his share, such Foundations tend to over time end up subverted and doing the very opposite of what the founder would've wanted.

Great customer friendly companies turning to shit when the founder dies is the kind of thing that happens all the time.

Best avoid situations were your shit is hostage to the whims of a big company for whom you as an individual customer are irrelevant.

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 hours ago

I wouldn't be surprised if it became employee owned.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TIL I built a Steam machine 6 years ago

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How did you like that case?

I almost went with that before getting the M1 Case back when it was just a forum post order.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm not an expert but I wanted to build my own gaming mini-PC. I followed this guide step by step, which was super useful because they were giving useful tips to make sure everything fits and works correctly: https://techbuyersguru.com/reviews/building-a-small-form-factor-pc/ (they update the config each month so the current guide is very different from 5 years ago) But, in retrospective, I think I should have gone for a bigger case because there is basically no other GPU that can fit this case anymore.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

GabeCube™, GabeGoggles™ and the GabeController™. Maybe we'll get a GabeBoy™ next

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe we’ll get a GabeBoy™ next

steam deck

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 1 points 7 hours ago

That's the Gabe Gear.

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 3 points 1 day ago

While that comment was made as a meme, and I certainly thought of the Steam Deck, what I was initially thinking was about a super efficient SteamBoy of sorts.

An ARM-based, powerful, power-efficient, and pocketable handheld to play select retro games from Steam. And of course it will support emulation. It's just wishful thinking at this point but would be great. I think a smaller handheld would pair nicely with the Steamdeck.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 22 points 1 day ago

sorry by dose is stuffed.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'd call it the PlayBox, just to confuse elderly relatives who want to buy a console for their kids.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] madjo@feddit.nl 1 points 7 hours ago
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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can someone tell me how do I recreate the guitar tone from Hazardous Environments (the Valve theme)? I want to do a funny thing!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

single coils, reverb , bridge pickup, play near bridge

edit : although it might be a baritone/bass vi ?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Somehow I get NeXT vibes...

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