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[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 24 minutes ago

I got a plant from my father that he found years ago when we moved to a flat. It was in the corner of the bathroom on top of a shelf. It wash shriveled up and completely brown. That kind of fall leaf brown. Mind you, this plant was discovered easily 4 years after we moved in, so it had not gotten water for at least 4 years.

Crazy thing is, that plant was apparently still alive. We do not know how, but it did not die. Maybe it was feeding of the steam from the shower.

It is now part of our family and has had many cuttings made from it.

It's a crazy plant, it just does not die. I once overwatered it to the point that it's 15 liter pot was filled to the top of the dirt with water and only when I noticed a "puddle" did I act on it. We have one that is literally just in a jug with water. We also had one where the dirt was full of mold, but that plant was just fine.

I researched that little guy and apparently it's some kind of Syngonium.

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 1 points 39 minutes ago (1 children)

I can't even grow plants on purpose, I managed to kill one of those mini cactuses that you're not supposed to water very often. I literally forgot about it and it dried out entirely into a husk. But the plants outside that I don't even care about? Those things are all growing like weeds and they're annoying

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 minutes ago

You need 3 things: Light, water, nutrients.

Light and nutrients are easier, since they don't require consistency, but it's the watering that's a little tricky.

You should have the right soil and pot for that plant and for you I would recommend an automatic watering system. Then just look at it for the first few weeks and dial it in. Succulents also need dry periods, but you can look that stuff up on the web.

Then just check on it every few months/years and you're good.

Hope this helps.

[–] Darohan@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

This bait is objectively hilarious in how BS it is.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I feel like weed does not really belong in either. You don't grow it to be masculine and you don't really grow it because you like to see it. A niche plant that everyone knows exactly why you're growing it.

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

This is some poor bull shit... when did growing anything make anyone fragile?... get outta here with your bs. Do you just go around trying to start shit?

Why would you make up something like that? Maybe its your own masculinity that is fragile?

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 4 points 9 hours ago

If growing only cool plants is insecure then I want to be the most insecure man on earth. Except for weed, that's just ugly looking grass.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's this Chinese anti-West propaganda? I wonder if it works on Chinese people since it clearly doesn't work here

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Very interesting and astute observation. But yeah, the attitude and tone is opaque here

[–] TheFrirish@jlai.lu 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I don't even understand this. I haven't heard anyone even in the alt-right say growing plants was gay

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

Well now fosssilesque had said it

[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I grow whichever plants I want, which includes hot peppers, yes.

But also zucchini and rhubarb and strawberries and cherry tomatoes and...

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

tell me about rhubarb. I don't have any experience with it, eating or growing.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 minutes ago

It has a large inedible leaf. The stalk is what you are after. The stalks can get sizable, and grow in a patch. I transplanted a root ball in smaller clumps and got more rhubarb. Easy to grow in good soil and not to much shade. Doesn't need a huge amount of water, but dry growing conditions will create smaller more bitter stalks.

Most times I see rhubarb in food it has been cooked to a mash consistency and sweetened. For things like pies, jams, sweet sauces for Ice cream and the like in my experience. I'm sure there are other uses. It's pretty sour raw IME.

Easy to store long term in the freezer as well. Cut and remove leaf, wash, either dice or leave whole, package then freeze.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I don't get to choose what to grow. All my plants usually die after a couple of years at most, so whatever happens not to die that's what I grow.

[–] 01011@monero.town 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

IDGI.

Most of the people (men) I know who like to grow fruit and vegetables start with apples and cherry tomatoes.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 10 hours ago

Apples because you can grow varieties you can't easily buy; cherry tomatoes because they are expensive to buy and easy to grow

That's just straight rational

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

You avoid growing plants because it's emasculating.

I avoid growing plants because I'm awful at it and it's cruel.

We are not the same

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

If you have weed, hot peppers, and carnivorous plants, can I come over?

Normal plants are great too, but clearly you are a person of taste.

[–] Crazazy@feddit.nl 1 points 2 hours ago

Idk after enough very hot peppers their taste buds are probably pretty fried

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

carnivirous and succulents are pretty finicky in thier care too. depending on the species. echeveria and outside ornamentals are easy, but if your looking at something lithops or a different succulent it might harder.

[–] CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago

How to keep a lot of plants at home alive: only buy the Aloe™ plants. I don't know if it's even possible to kill the ones I have without straight out drowning them. Forgot to water one of them for half a year and it started blooming instead of dying out. Now it gets watered only when I remember to water it.

Wtf lol? This is completely made up

[–] StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 82 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Who does this ? This looks like ragebait

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[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay to participate in agrigulture?

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Its confirmed, every farmer secretly has a boywife

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 123 points 1 day ago (37 children)

Plant growing is gendered now?

All the cishet men I’ve known who have had gardens grew all kinds of stuff, from fruits and vegetables to culinary herbs and flowers.

Maybe I’m in a bubble but damn I feel sorry for the dudes in the OP.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Male gardeners as depicted in popular fiction:

A real alpha male helps you carry The Ring to Mordor

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[–] crimsonpoodle@pawb.social 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno i just doubt this person exists to any great extent. All plants are great.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

They do exist. They usually look like this, though:

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So probably nobody on Lemmy.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I can't see them growing anything other than beards.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

Bitter and resentful too.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

Jesus, guys cant even wear sunglasses while driving cars now without it being seen as some kind of weird statement about what plants they do or dont grow...

[–] Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Would that not be the plants they like? Everyone's all for gender affirmation until it's straight men seeking affirmation for theirs

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Humans are strange in even assigning plants for specific genders. Just grow whatever the hell they want.

[–] Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Exactly right. Gender is performance. We commonly enhance this performance through clothing, the way we speak and how we refer to ourselves; this is not the only ways with which it's done though. I think it would be rude to criticise a trans man for affirming their gender by growing a beard for example. However when it comes to cis men in particular, the way they reinforce their gender is often mocked. So what if the plants some grows makes them feel more comfortable in their gender.

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[–] ftbd@feddit.org 3 points 18 hours ago

Decorative plants are great, but harvesting something from your plants (especially if that product is otherwise hard to get / of poor quality / very expensive) is extremely rewarding!

[–] Zgierwoj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cacti and carnivorous plants are super cool tho??? Especially that you get cacti cuz of how resilient they are, a great first plant, can recommend. And growing your own food/spices as well? Also Ive never seen that stereotype lmao

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