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TranscriptionA picture of a guy on a bicycle taken from a window. The roads are covered in snow and the weather looks cold and miserable. Caption reads “This dude has to be either going to get weed or pussy.”

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[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maybe his weed-dealer boss is forcing him back into the office but he knows his thicc goth coworker will be right in that cubicle with him

[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That better be the best fucking pussy

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

All pussy is the best when it's offered to you

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh! The weather outside is fucky

And I want to sing with Ally.

But no matter if you love me so...

Get some snow, get some snow, get some snow!

On his way home from a second or third job at food service that refused to close despite the storm and had no customers.

No, that's mario's green brother going to Central Park, nothing to see here, move along.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Shrooms outside is amazing....

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The place where I live still had snow 10 years ago. :(

[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 1 day ago

We still get some for a couple of days per year. Which is enough, really.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No lights on their bike as far as I can see. 50/50 odds they die.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I really don't get it, even the shittiest $2 lights make a huge difference. I've seriously considered buying a bunch to keep in my bag and just hand them out.

And the worst are electric scooters that have bright, built-in lights and people still don't turn them on.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There was a year or so where the lights of electric bikes was both very, very bright and pointed at people's faces. That was not helpful, safety-wise.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I still see (and am blinded by) bikes with maladjusted headlights, electric or not. Some people just don't realize that the road in front of them should be illuminated, not the apartments on the third floor.

[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 1 day ago

OK, but why not both?

[–] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

I understood that reference.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Great reference!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't know how I know but this is drugs, for sure.

Been there.

We're the same.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Being sober during a snow storm is a wasted snow storm

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

One of my long standing traditions say- when there's a blizzard, and society shuts down due to the snow, that's when I bring out the LSD, a good steel pipe hidden in my vest, a backpack with beer and weed, some music, and go a-hiking through the snowy cityscape under the fucking influence.

Some majestic moments to be had.

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol. Fucking southerners in winter...

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

stop making fun of me I'm dieing out here :((

I only own 1 pair of pants and it's a low of 36°

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