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[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 130 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like satire to get views for his website.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 90 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I found this guy's profile and am sad to report I don't think this is satire

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

As satire its hilarious! That’s why i don’t check author sources.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

I had no doubt, having met many visionary "founder" types.

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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 68 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 months ago

it's really good satire, though

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Too many comments here taking it seriously...

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 9 points 5 months ago

Hey, this is linkedin, the satire/reality slider gets really fuzzy in the middle.

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[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Looks like someone just got their first box of Adderall lol. It's a long and majestic flight, but the landing is gonna be a rough one

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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 48 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Anyone that would willingly buy into this shit has a severe lack of critical thinking skills.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

That's another legacy feature I had deprecated.

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[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sleep deprivation leads to hallucinations like this.

I see a too early death in his 30s. it's called karoshi - death caused by overworking.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think we need a specific term for assholes that proudly work others to the death while taking all credit. CEO just doesn't cut it

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

LOL. Bro thinks 'If I work hard, I will succeed; effort and progress scale linearly'

I used to work 300 hr months for years. Let me be the first to tell you that's the most toxic thinking you can imagine

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I used to work 300 hr months for years.

I had one of those, and then decided that if being self-employed was this, I'd rather live under a bridge.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I will never understand purely career oriented personalities. I work so I can enjoy not working, I want to find the most efficient work to not-work ratio and be there.

I have multiple friends that will have a one-ups competition to talk about all the overtime they worked, and I would just chime in with "If I did 14 hours of actual work this week I would be surprised"

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[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

I want to barf on this dude's face. This dude thinks he is going to be next Fuckerberg or whatever CEO is in vogue now. Only thing he is going to be a burnt out failed entrepreneur.

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago

Follow me for more useless corny shit

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I want to know more about his friend who sleeps for 14 hours straight

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[–] exu@feditown.com 19 points 5 months ago (4 children)

But his idol, Jensen Huang, apparently also goes to bed an wakes up, implying the occurrence of sleep. Logic is difficult

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[–] mech@feddit.org 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can tell he doesn't have kids.
Else he'd be willing to pay a lot of money for 30 hours of uninterrupted relaxing time.

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[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

bro is an econ major and yet never read Capital vol.1 which quite clearly lays out that any time spent working after reproducing the means of sustenance for the worker (in this case I guess it's only an hour or two, if the dude is doing anything productive at all) is just surplus value for the capitalist (in this case, the venture capitalist paying this "tech founder"), which the capitalist will never reimburse to the worker.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Fuck Linkedin and the brown-noser assclowns that post this shit.

Glad I deleted my account there.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

rest is deprecated

work is rest

Lmao this is a good one

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

30 hours of uninterrupted time available for sleeping. That sounds like an excellent return.

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

24yo, major in computer sciences, economics and one more thing. Probably in false advertising.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Surprised this guy doesn't have a Doctorate in Artificial Intelligence

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[–] verdi@feddit.org 12 points 5 months ago

This is what happens when you're sleep deprived, you mean to write 13 and write 30. Also known as "flying coach" time dilation slip.

Bonus points for the creepy privacy invasion.

10/10 post

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Where is the advice? Where is the use for business?

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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I'll sleep when I'm dead

...from self-abusive sleep deprivation probably in week or two

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago
[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 months ago

Reading the title I thought this was about Representational State Transfer, and was confused.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only three new features? Pathetti spaghetti

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[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

A 30h flight, to where? How’s he getting 30 out of 17

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Some people do have unlimited energy. Was watching a car show where this dude fabs up amazing shit on his own, and he only sleeps 3 hours a day, says thats all he needs amd he just wakes up and goes to play in his garage.

Some people just lucky. Then there's me, not old or out of shape, can sleep 13 hours easy and not have any energy, thyroid tested fine, im literally just a low energy person most of the time. Sucks.

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[–] udon@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Satire becomes the new way to roll a business. We've reached a point where this kind of post with its obviously satirical framing could as well come from an actual founder dude who just craves for maximum attention with nothing to show for it and just trying to go from there. At this point it doesn't matter anymore if it's satirical or not as long as it gets the clicks. Clicks turn into dollars at some point.

Not to blame lil' Ky-Nam here, although looking at the short summary (3x Majors CS, Econ) this sounds like either the entire profile is satire or he is unseriously serious about this kind of hype business approach to just get attention and then go from there. But maybe it's just a dude.

What a time, we can't even discriminate the authentic crap from toxic crap anymore.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago
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[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No way dude wasnt on Adderall or something...

That wouldnt be hard with Adderall...

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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 7 points 5 months ago

'Some of us are built different' isn't advice. It's just bigotry.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 7 points 5 months ago

Yea, just use POST only

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