Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
Replace that boring mustard with spicy brown and that's exactly how I do a dog.
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What do you mean gone halfway through? Are you eating your hot dogs lime a sandwich? You gotta throat that bad boy.
Uh yeah, I do throat it. Top down, like a normal person.
Who tf out here is putting bread around their hotdogs??
What do you do? Slide them straight down your gullet and eat the bread separate like Kobayashi?
Excuse me, FridaySteve, but I sit on them like a proper gentleman.
Ok, so you got a glizzy between your cheeks and then what. Wait for it to hatch?
No, I put Wendy's training video "Hot Drinks" on repeat, laydown some towels, and wake up grandpa. Seriously, how do you even barbeque?
I admire the direct approach.
Seems like it would save everyone some time
I'm confused. If I put mustard on a hotdog it looks exactly like that.
(Aside from that bland yellow, I use real mustard)
So you like eating all the mustard right away, and then having the second half be plain?
How the fuck you eating your hotdog?
Apparently in parallel instead of series.
Ohh you eat it like a sub? 😅
I only do that if I'm lazy and use sandwich bread for a roll.
Im sorry, people eat subs differently than hot dogs? Fucking excuse me?
No, I eat a sub from the side. Otherwise you'd just be eating bread, then fillings, then bread separately.
I always use a syringe to get the condiments into the doggo
Submerge weiner in condiments and bake to have it fully encased.
Oooh, since they are all just disassociated globs of meat glued together in plant casing, maybe the move is to mix flavors into the meat before it's assembled.
I kid of course, that's dangerously close to spices and you can't put spices on hot dog meat.
How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?
Hot or regular?
The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.
You know the ones you don't want to step on barefoot.
What do you mean "gone half way through"?
It's simply there, and then it isn't. There is no intermediary state.
owenfromcanada eats hot dogs the short way.
When you eat as fast as I do, everything is eaten the short way
You should try Schrodinger's mustard. You haven't had a proper hotdog until you top it with a superposition.
you're supposed to eat a hotdog end to end, you weirdo
I mean, yeah, you eat both ends. From the top down, though.
Try that but with proper mustard https://tracklementsglobal.com/us/product/strong-english-mustard/
Recent French's convert. I love me some stone ground!
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