Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
OP is the type of guy who takes a shit and stands up to wipe his ass.
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Is that a salad?
This is correct.
Shitpost aside, my dad did honey mustard under the dog while topping it with chili and cheese. It's the only way to do that combo right.
this dude eating hotdogs like corn on the cob?
WHY DONT YOU POST AN ALTERNATIVE??? HUH??
Was that too aggressive?
I EAT THEM LIKE THIS
Jail, just, somebody....you have to pay for this!
Hear me out... Yellow exterior, brown filling, sauces. That's a soft-shell beef taco.
Des that mean corndogs are street tacos?
Everyone knows corndogs are taquitos
Do you eat your hot dogs from the top down like a lunatic?
No, I eat them ~~too~~ top down like a normal person. How do you eat them?
I eat them three down.
Isn't hands free the standard?
Giggity.
Sorry, corrected.
I said what I said.
My four yr old eats hotdogs like this except he starts on a bread side in the middle
Yeah hi I make hotdogs as a job, instructions say all sauces on top. You want it changed, go fight corporate.
I use mustard on the bun first, like glue for the weiner. (2nd grade level giggle) Then i pile on the onions, relish, or whatever on top
I slather the crease in relish, then tuck diced tomatoes/onion/lettuce (eg) into the relish, then dog, then presentation mustard.
relish from the grocery store has gotten so cheaply made you have to strain it first. even, and especially, the mass market 'name brands'. i did run across one super off-brand, imported from turkey or india or something, that was great, though.. and like half the store brand price.
so unless i have that or strain the 'regular' stuff first, or just cut-up some pickles instead (what i've been doing more of lately), the relish goes on top. everything else goes on first.
So the first half is all the good stuff, and the second half is just mustard?
Wait. Are you eating hot dogs parallel to the dog or perpendicular?
I'm not sure what your frame of reference is, but I eat them top down like everyone else. Do you... not?
The appeal of the hotdog is the convenient mouth-sized cross section.
What? Whose mouth is that big?
Ice Bear apparently
Polar Bear has the right idea.
Fair point.
Cause those dogs were bred for show.
Wut
If you only put condiments on the top, they're gone after the first few bites and then it's just plain dog for the rest. Why do people take pictures like this when you have to put them on the bun?
You just jam the whole column in your mouth and bite. Do you eat sandwiches top down too? Complain that you had to eat through bread and lettuce to get to the meat?
How are you eating your hot dogs that applying condiments like the picture would not last every bite? Top down?
Look, man. Just suck up and accept that it's gonna look like you're giving fellatio for a minute.
Guys is it gay to eat hot dogs?
I need an illustration or something
I know, its so hard not to rub the weiners together before I sit down at the table 2 feet from my kitchen. The insatiable need to rub two sloppy condimented weiners against each other in such a way that the condiments on top are completely removed is just overwhelming. I can barely sit at the table before I give in to rubbing to sloppy condimented weiners together in such a way that all the condiments on the top come off.
You surely won't regret rubbing sloppy condiment weiners together.
Thanks a bunch OP. Now I have a new peeve.