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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 320 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"good morning, I'm about to destroy the backend" is exactly the energy I'd welcome from a colleague frankly.

I think the outage that followed as we fumbled to replace it would probably be cheaper than the ongoing maintenance after a few months

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 150 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've seen plenty of back ends that needed to be destroyed.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 95 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are we still talking about code?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, you guys were talking about code?

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Because that's how you get phrasing

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

nsfw Kenneth Williams

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Used properly, repairing pretty much anything with a sledgehammer will ensure it'll never break again.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 135 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What is this magical job where two typos land you a day off, no questions asked?

[–] Tm12@lemmy.ca 83 points 1 month ago
[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A typo in software development or other shell based work could completely ass womp a system in ways that could lose a company lots of money.

Oopsies on prod systems, even with an outage window, can really fuck shit up. Seemingly small mistakes can quickly snowball into systemwide outages.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's wild to me how some places I've worked are like locked down, all the infrastructure is in terraform or whatever and can be deployed immediately... and other places are like "ssh into prod with the credentials from confluence, edit the config in vim, and paste the new code into a new file"

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 1 month ago

One of those is Amazon prior to chatgpt, the other is Amazon a few weeks back.

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[–] markz@suppo.fi 11 points 1 month ago

Day off while they prepare to fire you, maybe

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not deploying the backend doesn't make it a day off.

The coworker probably got the message right and knows about some integration problem the poster doesn't know about.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please take the day off !

How could this be misunderstood?

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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In my last job we called that "optimizing", after a colleague (who usually only did frontent work) used the opportunity when everyone else was on vacation to implement a few show-stopping bugs in the backend and put "optimized backend code" in the commit message. He did the same thing a few months later during the next vacation period, which really solidified the joke.

[–] bier@feddit.nl 47 points 1 month ago

Worked with a guy that would always say I'm refactoring X and it would usually give us weird issues and bugs. So after a while the team started calling it refucktoring

[–] mattreb@feddit.it 20 points 1 month ago

that's exactly why we have mandatory code reviews now...

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Do it and I destroy your backend.

Have you dropping tables like you're Mankind in 1999.

[–] wookiepedia@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Narrator: The deployment proved that it wasn’t a typo after all.

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[–] voytrekk@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 month ago

I'll remember to keep that for the first nice day in Spring.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Today"is a Friday before public holidays

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

December 23rd

Never trust a man deploying with a Santa hat on

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I'm about to head out the door may as well do a quick system upgrade.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

WhatsApp for business communications? Jesus

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Whatapp is for business, and signal is for official government communication

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Both are quite secure but neither of them stop an idiot on one end or the other from sharing the contents with the public.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

whatsapp is closed source and meta owned. i think it's incredibly foolish to trust that it has no backdoors built in.

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

I always find it funny how many people fail to understand the "end to end" part of end to end encryption.

If your endpoint isn't secure then the messages aren't.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Works better than Teams.

Probably has better privacy and confidentiality options too.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's "WhatsApp for Business" & "WhatsApp Business Solutions".
Catch-up, grandpa!

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm aware the technologies exist - I can't fathom wanting my sensitive communications served by meta.

Also, grandma* - my pronouns are right there.

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (18 children)

Hey, just so you’re aware I’m reading this in Voyager and it does not display your pronouns like the web UI does.

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[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think those are for sales, like b2c advertising. Not for how your business talks to each other internally to destroy databases.

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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Anyone else find that praying hands emoji very condescending when used like that? I would destroy the backend DB if they tried to send me that!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I worked with someone who used them as "thank you".

it was....a challenge.

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago (17 children)

What's wrong with that? It's a common gesture for thanks in many places irl... that's the first thing i think when I see that emoji, and I'm from a western culture...

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

They beg you like they beg god for something for free.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Namaste🙏

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 1 month ago

"Alright, I need all of the leads on this call to confirm: go, or no go."

"Go."

"Go."

"Let 'er rip!"

"Hold up--"

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Confused the "deploy to PROD" with "deploy to staging" again huh?

[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, look at Mr Many Environments here, he's too good to test on prod like the rest of us do.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every groups have a "testing". Some also have a "production".

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[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I felt that in my gut.

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