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My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn't get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.

Well it's not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?

Not even of you fill it with epoxy first?

You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?

It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?

I presume since the beer bottle says... squints Cream Blindness......... that this is not a real thing at all, and just everyone's favorite: AI slop.

Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?

Could bring a whole new meaning to the term "butt chug"

I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con

Your rear deserves better! Proper equipment is less embarrassing and painful than an ER trip, friends. /gen

Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in your ass anyway…

Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…

What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?

Well of course, the base isn't flared.

Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the sand. This for somewhere else.