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[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 223 points 1 week ago (12 children)

You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 89 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago (22 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

don't need sunscreen if you go at night

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago

Username made me chortle

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[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??

[–] copd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You guys have hot sand? - British person

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.

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[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But only cases! Never 6-packs.

For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I've never even (consciously) seen a six-pack with the kind of stuff that traps animals, we don't really do 6-packs of cans here and the bottle 6-packs are held together by cardboard ...

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah same. My intent was to suggest sea life preservationism as an adequate justification for irresponsible public intoxication.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.

Something like this:Tip resistant decanter

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They lean and spin but don't fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).

I've never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I've handled.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems like a big wide base would be safer.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Take sheep bladders

[–] bier@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For me it doesn't really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Super pretty decades or centuries later tho

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[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You can stick tall cans in the sand

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