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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 253 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Use EICAR test strings as passwords so when the password is stored as plain text the antivirus software will delete the file.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 138 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Dude makes a whole binary of a virus his password.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 66 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't have to be a binary file, toss the string in a txt file and the AV still throws a fit.

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[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What is an EICAR test string?

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 68 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 78 points 3 months ago (3 children)

a computer file that was developed by the European Institute for Computer Antivirus Research (EICAR) and Computer Antivirus Research Organization to test the response of computer antivirus programs. Instead of using real malware, which could cause real damage, this test file allows people to test anti-virus software without having to use real malware.

[–] JGrffn@lemmy.ml 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This sounds like a step towards computer vaccines, and I'm not about to let my computer get autism, thank you.

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, all computers are autistic.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 37 points 3 months ago

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

A specific string of text that you can use to test your AV without actually grabbing a virus.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately there is significant overlap between plain-text-password-servers and servers that can't be bothered to use antivirus. Also, the string may not work if it's not at the start of the file. AV often doesn't process the whole file for efficiency purposes.

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 49 points 3 months ago

It's not about the password on the server where you want to log in, it's about CSV files stored on the machine of the cybercrook who wants to use the passwords to steal people's identities.

[–] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sadly it wouldn't work if found in a CSV file with other records:

According to EICAR's specification the antivirus detects the test file only if it starts with the 68-byte test string and is not more than 128 bytes long. As a result, antiviruses are not expected to raise an alarm on some other document containing the test string

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[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 173 points 3 months ago (4 children)

fun fact, "commas" does not require an apostrophe

[–] a14o@feddit.org 73 points 3 months ago

Single quotes are another great way to mess with unsanitized data input though

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm watching the collective knowledge of my civilization crumble and I'm powerless to stop it

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (5 children)
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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Commas might be the comma's property. Step off.

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[–] Delusions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 105 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Add comma's

Add commas what?

Adding an apostrophe makes the s possessive

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 41 points 3 months ago (5 children)

The apostrophe is to announce that the next letter will be an 'S'!

[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago

As observed by that legendary grammarian Dave Barry.

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[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 90 points 3 months ago (1 children)

add apostrophes to your meme to reduce clarity

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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 80 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Interesting... I wrote a gag comment about using an SQL injection as my password and crashed the Lemmy API. Using connect if that makes any difference.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

noice! Did the '; DROP TABLE USERS;' respond?

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Almost line for line. A wall of XML popped up when I hit submit. Looks like yours went through.

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[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 3 months ago

Like the Bobby tables? Can u put it in a coffee?

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
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[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

Don't add apostrophes to make words plural, that's not how it works.

Until next time

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

They had to put a comma in there somewhere. Even of it was in the wrong place and upside down.

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[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Sadly, no. CSV files can deal with embedded commas via quoting or escaping. Given that most of the dumps are going to be put together and consumed via common libraries (e.g.python's csv module), that's all going to happen automagically.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 23 points 3 months ago

Can be != will be

You're looping over 50M records, extracting into your csv. Did you bother using the appropriate library, or did your little perl script just do split(/,/,$line)

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[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

Pass","words","Are","fun","\n

Fuck that csv All the way up.

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[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (8 children)

CSV has standard escape sequences. This is pointless

See RFC-4180:

https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc4180

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

CSV existed for over 30 years before RFC 4180. Excel, and countless other tools, have their own incompatible variants. Excel in particular is infamous for mangling separators when exporting to CSV.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck Excel's CSV handing. It differs by locale, silently. Imagine the thousands of people every year who patiently wait to import a multi-megabyte CSV from some instrument only to see garbage because their language uses the decimal comma and semicolon separator.

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That standard won't stop me because I can't read!

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[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Thanks to my password manager, commas are among the more tame characters that occur in my passwords.

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[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

OP thinks security researchers don't understand how to properly serialize data for correct deserialization. OP also thinks they largely use CSV.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

OP is uninformed and just found it funny and worth sharing. Good day

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[–] joan@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Add apostrophes to "commas" to mess with me

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Mine are typical error messages.

See you next time!

[–] Saganaki@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 months ago

Comma, single quote, double quote, escape last \ and all your cases are covered.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

ngl this got a good fucking chuckle out of me

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