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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The toy tyrant then cruelly crumpled up the birth certificate, which customers are given with every Build-A-Bear purchase, and threw it away in front of the flabbergasted teen.

this is a really good line i really like how it reads like a shitty fanfiction i would write when i was like 12

McCormick was so upset she handed her debit card to a friend to pay for the bear – usually priced between $16 and $48 – and walked away from the register.

lmao so upset i still buy the toy

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

The toy tyrant

toy tyrant

michael-laugh

lmao so upset i still buy the toy

Still love the truck though.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To me it reads like the narrated flavor text in Hades

[–] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I can 100% here it said in the narrator voice too, it's perfect.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Toy tyrant is a good Kelly character, but they forgot to mention that Lady Liberty was crying in the corner.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Republicans really are weak snowflakes.

Twisted

Woke

Toy tyrant ... cruely

McCormick simply wanted to honor [fascist Nazi] Kirk ... It wasn’t political until the [store manager] made it that way.

No it wasn't political until an edgy teen decided to "honor" a good fascist Nazi. The manager simply did what all sensible people should do when asked to honor fascist Nazis.


The store bent over and succumbed to the Karen calling corporate management. I kinda feel like I should call corporate management and let them know I don't like their treatment of fascist Nazis.

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To be fair Kirk was a liberal not a fascist but that’s an easy mistake to make

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] fannin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I mean yeah basically

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

they would re-train their Seattle-area workforce to keep politics away from teddy bears

that is precisely what the employee was doing

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

should've added a hole in the neck for accuracy

[–] axont@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

why won't this service worker make my toy a nazi toy

[–] marx_ex_machina@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Conservatives were calling libs “soy” for a decade and they’re out here trying to stir outrage for shit like this. Everyone is 12 now, everyone is “soy” now.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Why would they do this?!?”

Immediately cries to national news tabloids and the article viciously calls them names.

CHUDs can’t go ten seconds without insulting everyone around them, and they complain they get their own treatment returned to sender?

“BuT hE jUsT wAnTeD tO nAmE iT aFtEr ChArLiE kIrK!”

You’re the side of “two wrongs don’t make a right!” Well, do it. Do the Republican value and put up with someone being rude with a smile.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My money is still on the kid being told by it's parents to name the bear that for some attention.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would agree if this was an 8 year old. But a 16 year old? That screams “I am making this manufactured incident the topic of my application essay to Liberty University.”

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

It’s such an “I’m-not-touching-you” play. Yeah, the ragebait tactics your grandparents used on their siblings.

Yeah, everyone is twelve now and all, but CHUDs really are just your annoying little brother. It’s kind of funny to even directly say “what is this, some ‘I’m not touching you’ crap? What are you, my little brother?”

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Kirk really was her role model, since he used his own "persecution from woke" story for his own career, claiming his college application was rejected for an affirmative action candidate.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Karens then: “Do you know who I AM?!”

Karens now: “Do you know I’M A REPUBLICAN?!”

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's so unfathomably lame trying to force employees at random businesses to participate in these rituals, and then somehow even lamer to say it's "not political".

[–] axont@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

People have nowhere to direct their energy other than trying to make minimum wage service workers lose their jobs

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Except should apply year round

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We could also have laws to protect employees from the retribution of performative chuds with persecution complexes.

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah that’s a better point. I wonder what the difference between the retail worker and chudstomer is such that one are catered to more than the other by current laws thonk

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Haha hell yeah- “keep it TWISTED

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Sicko build a bear employee

[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Nothing about this smells like indoctrinated parents using their children for media attention at all.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

malicious compliance: build the bear but stitch a red scarf/bandana to one side of its neck

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

A woke Build-A-Bear Workshop employee in Washington state

Sounds like a “whose line is it anyway” skit prompt

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

twisted no bear for you, treateen