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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The toy tyrant then cruelly crumpled up the birth certificate, which customers are given with every Build-A-Bear purchase, and threw it away in front of the flabbergasted teen.

this is a really good line i really like how it reads like a shitty fanfiction i would write when i was like 12

McCormick was so upset she handed her debit card to a friend to pay for the bear – usually priced between $16 and $48 – and walked away from the register.

lmao so upset i still buy the toy

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

The toy tyrant

toy tyrant

michael-laugh

lmao so upset i still buy the toy

Still love the truck though.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To me it reads like the narrated flavor text in Hades

[–] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I can 100% here it said in the narrator voice too, it's perfect.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Toy tyrant is a good Kelly character, but they forgot to mention that Lady Liberty was crying in the corner.