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[โ€“] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 17 hours ago

What if we feed it some vaccines?

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

Copper netting? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] Amir@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

That's Frank, he's mostly harmless, just hasn't been the same since the accident...

[โ€“] kamen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Look at our horse, our horse is amazing

[โ€“] VubDapple@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Dumbass doesn't recognize his own patronus

[โ€“] Pilon23@feddit.dk 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't even know you could get vaccinated against 5G. Hope they made it

[โ€“] dev_null@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Against? Vaccines make you suspectible to 5G, which is why they emphasize they didn't do it and yet are in danger.

[โ€“] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[โ€“] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hearing it for the first time because of this comment, and this album slaps fuckin hard, dude

[โ€“] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

You lost me at death metal

[โ€“] Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Hidden Blood Incantation

[โ€“] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Rather than a 5G horse it seems more like it's just cloaked?

It would be cool if it was just a grass stain, but I guess it would just be the four hoof prints in the grass. Nothing so spectacular.

[โ€“] r00ty@kbin.life 14 points 2 days ago

Ahh so a trojan horse. Inside is a klingon bird of prey?

[โ€“] folekaule@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That's because it's not 5G like some conspiracy theorists will have you believe, but a mundane Romulan war horse, instead.

[โ€“] cyrano@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 2 days ago

Get the degausser!

[โ€“] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Hi ho Faraday!