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[–] protist@mander.xyz 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My brotein shake brings all the boys to the yard

Also, Broseph Goebbels!?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I question the Goebbels as well.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I prefer my brotein shake's got-
-Vitamin Bro
-Bromega 3
-Bromium bromate III
-BroQ10
-DHEA testosterbrone, brostrogen, & esbrogen
-bronana flavor

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A surprising lack of Brohim. Nor is there El Broderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I can hear them coming... 50k Brohirrim

[–] qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Brogasm

Brotendo

Peter Bropotkin

Brosa Luxembro

Nabroleon Bronaparte

Broletariat

Brogeois

Murray Brokchin

Broam Bromsky

Bro Bronham

Broger King

Brotato Salad

Ted Broczynski

The Unabromer

Stone Cold Steve Brostin

Samuel L. Broson

Brolon Musk

Broll Gates

Larry Brollison

Richard Broson

Xbox Three Broty

Super Broio Bros

Rick and Broty

Brotin Luther

Brocifer

Brocephalus

BroDHD

Bropression

Broncology

Brostate

Broegnant

Broetus

Brocus Aurelius

Brosar

Brolexander the Bro

Brolemagne

Brona Lisa

Brocasso

Brogor Strabroski

Brozart

Brolcom X

Brosmond Tutu

Broson Mandela

George Broshington

Bromas Brofferson

Brolexander Hamilbro

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You had me at broletariat, bromrade

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Seize the means of broduction!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

bro _ _
brouble spaced line end
is the syntax you're looking for bro

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know but I'm lazy. Whenever I type more than one space in a row, my phone autocorrects it to a period. Which is really convenient in lots of other places but not here 😆

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[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Just thought of one to add to the list.

Broticus Maximus

edit:

Broacula

Broski

Broinator

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Et tu, Brote?

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you're gay and you know it, this works. Not something I would ever use though ha.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah I would never use any of these lol. Just wanted to add to the list.

[–] PoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Brohemian Rhapsody

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 9 points 2 months ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialibrocious?

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Try bronana peel

[–] h0rnman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One i haven't seen yet - Marilyn Monbroe

Edit: Annie Broakely

Brothello

Broatmeal

[–] AmanitaCaesarea@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

Mike Brozowski

[–] ciapatri@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Bromine Brodo Baggins Bromega 3-6-9 Bro Canada My Humble Abrode Bro Bichette

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Brother Brothalamew the Third

[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Bronana Peel

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago
  • Han Brolo
  • Brohan Solo

Am I missing something or is this a mistake?

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ivan Broesky

Brocephus!

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Don't forget Bro-senpai.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Abroham Lincoln was a bit of a stretch but still funny

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Bro beans suspiciously absent.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago
[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Brophylaxis / Brophylactic

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not sure i would agree that Goebbels and Stalin were necessarily bros.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

In any case, there have been way more people than those two in world history who have had the first name "Joseph", and it works equally well for all of them.

[–] nomnomdeplume@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Brokeback mountain

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks for extending my list lol

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Brometheus, bringer of fire

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

🎵🎶Oscar Meyer makes the best.... brologna 🎵

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You seem to have come to the right place.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Why reference literal Nazi Joseph Goebbels? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 months ago