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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Neat. But can you steal the cars?

[–] Klear@quokk.au 30 points 1 day ago

I hope so. That would be grand!

You gotta work 40 in-game hours a week to save for a piece of shit rust bucket, then work up from there. The realism is next-level!

Hopefully not would hate for entertainment to promote immoral activities?

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

By now I'm so jaded with modern video games that I expect it to be a barely functional release and fall into the same old pattern of over-promise and under-deliver. People who think it will be as good as GTA 5 after more than 12 years of updates are deluding themselves. I stopped playing GTA 5 online when they introduced microtransactions, the instant you could buy money in the game with real money, I dropped it harder than Donald Trump was dropped on the head as a baby.

Edit: typo.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 day ago

It will be as "good" as GTA 5 and RDR2. Completely linear entertainment with pretty graphics designed for the widest possible audience. I expect the same slow progression as 5, where you unlock clothing stores after completing like 25% of the game. I also expect a kernel level anticheat and an online mode that does everything they seem to criticize in GTA 5's plot. Oh, and remove any remaining non-linearity, god forbid the player veers off by a centimeter from the scripted route.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 day ago

Big if true

[–] Spinoza@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

In GTA1, this is the button you would press to get in/hijack a car. You could also press and hold down one of the arrow keys to do the "spin around" maneuver, whereby you would quicker get into the car. It was a sort of "hack".

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Hon-E the children are memeing letters again!

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

El gran robo de coches sexto

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ive watched better call Saul and breaking bad, so I bet I can translate this:

The masculine grandma robbed the sex couch

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Thats still a much better love story than Twilight and its also how JD Vance got married.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago

The great robot teaches sex

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 8 points 1 day ago
[–] eigenraum@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

"This is so retro, where is my Tesla?"

[–] Electrical_Depth@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Oh noo... Then all these time in GTA 5, we've been driving convertibles then...? Who would have thought... 💭

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Great, another non-political franchise going woke.

I bet it will include female npc drivers as well.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Barrio Logan in San Diego!
Those are the legs of the Coronado Bridge.

EDIT: If that's not San Diego - and I'm starting to think it isn't - it's giving me a weird disorientating feeling, like uncanny valley.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

I don't want this.

Big step forward in gaming if true