Why on god's green earth did you take projectile speed when uncommon +1.4 jumps was available?!
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Megabonk is digital crack. It's nearly too overstimulating for my boomer brain, but I still love it
Is projectile speed even worth anything
Also how the fuck are you supposed to beat the final boss, it's really fucking pissing me off. It heals way too quickly and it's almost impossible to charge the fucking shrines to turn it off when he's shooting homing bullshit at you AND attacking
I beat the tier 3 boss of forest for the first time yesterday after weeks of trying. My technique was shield, flamewalker, and just sort of jumping above the boss until it died.
How do you deal with the charging shrine shit though? Three of them is excessive and even if I can tank a hit charging it the fucking knockback will knock me out of the charging radius, it's so annoying. And i don't have a character unlocked with flamewalker to start and the boss disables everything but your main weapon
You just have to avoid attacks by jumping and running around. Really, really invest in extra jumps, I wish there was a tome for it. Even if you get hit you can get back to the shrine quickly with jumps, even with slow characters. You get a weapon back after each charge section, so if flamewalker is your second weapon, you just need to make it through the first section of the fight.
I ordered the big mac with no pickles! You can keep saying you did all you want, but we both know I always order the big mac without pickles and YOU ate it! On purpose!
You made a mistake Elon. A big mistake. It's very disrespectful. You asked for a favor, even after all those contracts I give your companies by the way, they wouldn't be much without me sorry to say, I let you book an event for my beautiful new ballroom. So many people would want that Elon. Everybody wants a chance to use it. We have inquiries like you wouldn't believe. Letters begging to use it. And I give a spot to you Elon. And what was my only request? I only had one Elon. I'm a reasonable guy, the most reasonable. What was it? Huh? That's right... 'so long as Trump is the guest of honour and it makes me look good'. You blew it Elon, big time. I thought you booked a rally or a fancy dinner with my donors, but now people are saying, and I couldn't believe it, I tell you I couldn't believe it, that CitizenCon is some fan club for nerds. It's very sad Elon. Very pathetic. Little boys playing with their toy spaceships on computer. The ballroom is a place for Superbowl winners Elon. Five star generals. The Tony Awards. Not some kind of a Star War! I think you've done too many drugs Elon, I really do. I'm sorry, but I do. You've got your brain all messed up. It's very sad, very embarrassing. You need help Elon. You need help and you need to fix this.
Elon was trying to be funny again.
no more tweets, only truths now
Elon, it was YOU that didnt flush the toilet again
Jeffrey was MY friend! Not yours! We didn't even want you there.
Trump just wants to boop Elon's nose
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they’re fighting over who’s the biggest worthless piece of shit
trump is saying he’s a bigger more worthless piece of shit because he’s a pedophile who stole from working people his whole life then tricked them into giving him unlimited power by turning their prejudices against themselves
elon is saying “well me too, plus my entire existence is funded by tax dollars for fake energy subsidies and my family got rich from slaves”
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