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Everyone is 12 now and I'm so here for it.

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[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Karoline Levitt in shambles when the reporter responded, "No u."

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

"stupidfatidiotface says, what?"

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Gruesome Newsom just chomping at the bit to be asked about it so he can respond with "I'm rubber and you're glue" retort which has been winning for 4 decades.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Reports coming in that Trump has responded with a "yo mama so fat" joke. This is a developing story.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Our politicans have disney channel ass dialogue.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's spicy for disney channel, pg-13.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

this is more dan schneider dialogue

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you aren't acting 12 you're not based sorry I don't make the rulesshrug-outta-hecks

Hexbears irony poisoning and fart jokes are going to have to take a deadly serious tone to be a truly rebellious and edgy website

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I know someone that unironically thinks this is based and epic

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They are the mirrored reflection of the 57 year old white people who posted snap emojis after a “Psaki Bomb” clip on twitter.

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Yeah. The bases of each party really do mirror each other just like the parties themselves. The whole political system is a spiral leading to nothing productive.

Material conditions for everyone are declining but the memes are so damn epic (the memes in fact are not epic)

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone is 12 now

We are in the “what are you gonna do, tell mom?” Phase.

It’s like they saw Ben Shapiro having traction and said “look at that precocious boy!” and decided to roll with it as an aesthetic, not realizing Ben just sounds and argues from the perspective of a 12 year old’s view of the universe. He’s not actually in middle school. He doesn’t sleep in a novelty race car bed. I know, I know, coulda fooled me.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

the trump admin at any given moment exists in a superposition between these two states and only when observed does it collapse into either

doin-your-mom bidirectional-arrow taken-seriously

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was expecting Onion, but nope it's genuine. teen age minded jackasses in adult bodies strike yet again.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

MSNBC reporter asking the press secretary if she's told her mother she's gay yet

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tbf, appropriate reaction. Why does it matter who picked Hungary as the next location?

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

liberal narrative about hungary being a russian puppet

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone is 12 now and I'm so here for it.

fight fire with fire, somebody asks Leavitt how she feels about me fucking her dad

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

fight fire with fire, somebody asks Leavitt how she feels about me fucking her dad

You're chopped and unc lady.

[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Unc is cooked.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RION@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I'm leaving the double up

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm so sorry millennials are taking power we're deeply unfunny

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Karoline Leavitt is gen z by most definitions I’ve seen

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

well, then, I take it back millennials stay winning

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

yeah but she's a conservative so she's culturally at least one generation behind normal people

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

She looks at least 40. Being a chud ages you real bad

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Ngl I laughed at this headline

[–] RION@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

i upbeared this one but not the other to tie them at 12

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Anyone who doesn't respond "Well I guess my mom is a stupid fucking idiot then" gets the wall.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

MY MOM wow there's no Muscle Man emoji

[–] tidalwave@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

How long until aides just make fart sounds to drown out questions?

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

literal lol

The Mortada Mansourfication of American politics

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I didnt know my mother was so tuned into central European politics