Karoline Levitt in shambles when the reporter responded, "No u."
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"stupidfatidiotface says, what?"
Gruesome Newsom just chomping at the bit to be asked about it so he can respond with "I'm rubber and you're glue" retort which has been winning for 4 decades.
Reports coming in that Trump has responded with a "yo mama so fat" joke. This is a developing story.
Our politicans have disney channel ass dialogue.
That's spicy for disney channel, pg-13.
this is more dan schneider dialogue
If you aren't acting 12 you're not based sorry I don't make the rules
Hexbears irony poisoning and fart jokes are going to have to take a deadly serious tone to be a truly rebellious and edgy website
I know someone that unironically thinks this is based and epic
They are the mirrored reflection of the 57 year old white people who posted snap emojis after a “Psaki Bomb” clip on twitter.
Yeah. The bases of each party really do mirror each other just like the parties themselves. The whole political system is a spiral leading to nothing productive.
Material conditions for everyone are declining but the memes are so damn epic (the memes in fact are not epic)
Everyone is 12 now
We are in the “what are you gonna do, tell mom?” Phase.
It’s like they saw Ben Shapiro having traction and said “look at that precocious boy!” and decided to roll with it as an aesthetic, not realizing Ben just sounds and argues from the perspective of a 12 year old’s view of the universe. He’s not actually in middle school. He doesn’t sleep in a novelty race car bed. I know, I know, coulda fooled me.
the trump admin at any given moment exists in a superposition between these two states and only when observed does it collapse into either

I was expecting Onion, but nope it's genuine. teen age minded jackasses in adult bodies strike yet again.
MSNBC reporter asking the press secretary if she's told her mother she's gay yet
Tbf, appropriate reaction. Why does it matter who picked Hungary as the next location?
liberal narrative about hungary being a russian puppet
Everyone is 12 now and I'm so here for it.
fight fire with fire, somebody asks Leavitt how she feels about me fucking her dad
fight fire with fire, somebody asks Leavitt how she feels about me fucking her dad
You're chopped and unc lady.
Unc is cooked.

I'm leaving the double up
I'm so sorry millennials are taking power we're deeply unfunny
Karoline Leavitt is gen z by most definitions I’ve seen
well, then, I take it back millennials stay winning
yeah but she's a conservative so she's culturally at least one generation behind normal people
She looks at least 40. Being a chud ages you real bad
Ngl I laughed at this headline

i upbeared this one but not the other to tie them at 12

Anyone who doesn't respond "Well I guess my mom is a stupid fucking idiot then" gets the wall.
MY MOM wow there's no Muscle Man emoji
How long until aides just make fart sounds to drown out questions?
literal lol
The Mortada Mansourfication of American politics
I didnt know my mother was so tuned into central European politics