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Billionaire CEO of mango found dead. Son is a possible suspect (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 56 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Never visit a ravine with someone who would have a financial stake in your death.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Always visit ravines with people whose death you have a financial stake in.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

Hey dad, look over there! shove

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

Saturn Being Defenestrated By His Son

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Vaxxed?

[–] Elpipiripau@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Looking into it

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

billionaire patricide is based:

pays inheritance taxes, benefiting the community

50/50 on being failson and enriching a bunch of grifters, diffusing power

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Electric wind god fist that mofo into a volcano.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He died in December. Not that you can't crab rave, but locals are way ahead here.

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

its in the news again due to a criminal probe being launched it seems

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

crab-dancecrab-dancecrab-dancecrab-dancecrab-dancecrab-dance

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

One minute you ravine a good time next your dead

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

An Engels is born? 🤞

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

and Maggie gained another room-mate today

[–] Indifference_Engine@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

My Mango, is to blow up, and then act like I don't know nobody!

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

another kkkrakkker down

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago

Kkkracker on kkkracker violence 😔

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn’t mango food? It had a CEO?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

called it

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

The CEO of mango? Yummy 🥭

[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

wow weirdly relevant, i just went shopping at Mango and also went to montserrat last week lmao.

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Chief Executive officer-down

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mango?

Like the Smash player?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Man go? Yeah they do that sometimes

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

no way, you're telling me the deceased billionaire was named I Suck On Dick?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isak_Andic