this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2025
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[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 56 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ah shit I thought it was gonna be all dudes but there are women here. I hate woke.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

which is even more pathetic given that women are the second most reactionary gender there is. like, what more do you want, fascist man?!

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

shoulder-grab I was told there would be dudes being bros not a cell phone in sight!!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

gender-locked characters are just characters, that's how telling a story works

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its weird that they get uoset about being assigned a gender, ut they also get mad when you get to choose. It just seems like they don't want there to be women anywhere. But that can't be.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Women are woke. The only way to make games for based alpha males is to fill your game with men. Preferably muscular and traditionally attractive men.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Forgive me if this is a culture war faux pas but it seems to me like it would be more woke to let every character change gender arbitrarily.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

I thought it was related to temperature in some fashion

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Synthesis: All characters are genderfluid and change appearance whenever their gender changes

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

Based gamer forced feminisation.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

The marketing had the women in it you donk!

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is allowing women to enlist in the military also woke?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

They would answer yes

[–] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"You are forced into being female"

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Turns out this is what the humans who leave with musk to become space colonizers devolve into.

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

if i play as woman they will take my penits

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ive played this game for 35hrs so far since it released and i never noticed this

these people are actually mentally fucked. who is sitting there just LOOKING for some shit like this to get offended over? that’s someone who needs to he in therapy rather than spending their day being a “twitter personality”.

also, wouldnt that imply the other classes are locked to male characters? but the ones locked to female characters are a problem? who tf even cares? this dude has likely not left his PC chair in years and wants to act like women in his game are “ruining his immersion” brother the fact that your character took 3 steps without collapsing should have broken your immersion immediately.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

They have invented their own version of woke out of economic necessity as influencers.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wow, it looks just like the grey-brown military shooters of yore! Truly we have returned to the golden age!🥰

[–] axont@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought this guy spent like 2 years hyping up Stellar Blade, in which there is only one playable character and it's a woman

I think he's talking about the multiplayer though? Oh no my yearly American propaganda shooter slop has women in it, how am I supposed to feel like an alpha patriot now

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah but in Stellar Blade she has big anime boobies, NONE of the woke females in Battlefield do. And if you can’t goon to the women is there really any point in having them there?

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

If the men in your video game don't look like Duke Nukem then you're WOKE

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Mark needs to be surrounded by manly men. Nothing wrong with that, so own it.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I still have PTSD from being forced to play Halo: Combat Evolved (Xbox, 2001) as the male character Mr Halo