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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Much different meaning of nookie than I've ever heard of.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes ze djerrmän wood say KNOTSCHI before being brutälly stabbed by fellow djermäns.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

this is not germ an food, it's italian

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Yes, but the Germans have a way of pronouncing it that is wrong enough to give a random Italian a heart attack.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Had to go to the comments to see what you were talking about because of how horribly you misspelt it. It's nyockie.

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

'Nyockie' isn't a word either, you're looking for gnocchi.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Huh just when you think a comment really doesn't need the /s tag

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Remember folks, in Italian 'gn' is the equivalent to the Spanish 'ñ'.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I couldn't have figured it out without you. I thought that they were boiled larvae.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

its itwlian

[–] Cringedrif@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I did it all for the gnocchi, the gnocchi, the gnocchi 🤘

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can stick it up your yeah! Stick it up your yeah!

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Came here to say just thatthat.

[–] lpinfinity@retrolemmy.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

yup. immediately wondered: how long do you need to boil maggots to puff them up that big?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Your presentation is on point, but your gnocchi looks like grubs.

I don't think I could eat this.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago

Its Italian

[–] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Lion King rules, bay-beeeeee

"Slimy, yet satisfying"

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I've also been told my nookie is ok.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm gonna start pronouncing gnocchi as nookie to wind up my partner

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I've been doing that to my partners for years with Cumin (pronounced cum in), always makes me laugh when they twitch

[–] RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The sauce looks creamy and salty.

I did it all for the gnocchi