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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cast iron wood burning stoves is the norm.

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yep, my parents still have one. Although you better not touch it. Or lean anything on it. Or have something to flammable nearby. Or...

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

So it works as intended, maybe even better

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's the whole point.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not to mention the fact that steel fireplaces are being manufactured for use in homes, so someone figured out how to keep it from causing issues.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

yea just a thin layer of abestos

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Asbestos is fine as long as it's encapsulated.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

While true, I'm sure a homeowner will eventually drill through it to hang something.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In EU asbestos is illegal, and we have lots of cast iron and plate iron fireplaces for burning wood.
For optimal and cleaner burning they have very light ceramic plates, no health problems whatsoever.
I'm no expert, but I think it's the same base material used on the space shuttle, which AFAIK is also used on spacex starship.
Some sort of silica, that is pretty cheap to make.
So no I don't think any fireplace would be made with asbestos today, if that is the case that they do, I bet it's only in USA.

[–] espurr@sopuli.xyz 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hopimg that's glove residue and not skin :(

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's oil from your skin. The pretty heat colors on the stainless steel are a result of oxidization of the metal, which reaches different depths as it gets hotter - but if the metal is heated rapidly enough, or to a low enough temperature the steel will begin to discolour before the oils burn off. Since the area with skin oil on it has a barrier between the metal and the oxygen (the oil), the outline of the hand is prevented from gaining a color and thus it shows up like this.

[–] espurr@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah ok that was interesting to learn and also that it's just oils from skin

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

It's neat to see in person, with a light touch you can easily see the distinct patterns of a person's fingerprints outlined in some really pretty colors.

Or maybe it's an oily handprint that was left when it was cold and then the oil affected how the metal oxidized when it got hot.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You got a solid explanation but I'll add this; No one could press their hand on that hot engine long enough to make a perfect print like that. Somebody did it for giggles.

[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have an iron woodstove. It gets very hot, but that's the point.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love cast iron wood stoves. I hope to own one someday.

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Own something?!?!? In this economy?!?! What are you? A billionaire?

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

My name is Elongated Musket and I’m worth half a quintillion dollars and I have 800 kids who all hate me and I’ll die alone with my fortune and wood stove collection and no one can stop me and—

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Her heart hurt from the heated hearth; Heather ended up in a hurse.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why did you not spell it hearse? Am I whooshing?

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no I'm just stupid. I thought hearse looked wearse than hurse, of cearse.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If you pretended to have a lisp you could've done hearth twice and it still would've worked!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Why do I have a metallic taste in my mouth after reading that

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You can use stone or concrete for hearths so is steel really going to be that bad?

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it's properly insulated, might be fine. I've had a metal hearth with a lot of insulation under it and there weren't any issues. But if it's a wooden house and there's not enough insulation, it might set shit on fire.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't shit on my hearth.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

… why are you wasting your hearth like that?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know what if I wanted someone to tell me how to use my hearth I would talk to the hearth experts not some random commenter on the internet.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok well I’ll have you know I hold 3 phds in hearth sciences and my uncle works at Hearthtendo so you should listen to me

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What was your hearth thesis on?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, again, I have 3 hearth science phds

Preserving Cultural Traditions in a carbon-neutral future

Technological Innovations for Low-Emission Domestic Heating

Reimagining the Hearth Through Sensor Networks and Predictive Control Technologies

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So nothing to do with shitting on hearths got it.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You could consider that a pet hobby, like woodworking or pottery, I dabble in hearth shitting

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You could have a PHD in children's psychology but shitting on a child is completely different even if it is your hobby.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I actually want to read those, LOL.

Especially the first one, as the primary thing that annoys me about not having a fireplace in my house is the lack of a mantle to hang Christmas stockings from.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

We address that in the text, your best bet is to instead break into a neighbors house and put your stockings up there.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I made mine out of bismuth, really eyecatching.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it's conducting a lot of heat and a kid sits on it they could get hurt. But I think most of a fireplace's heat travels upward in the rising gases. IANASOE

(I am not a scientist or engineer)

[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Wood stoves have something called a baffle plate that redirects hot air so that it flows along the interior top of the unit before leaving through the chimney. The purpose is to heat the metal enough for radiation tranferrance. I often put a ceramic-coated cast iron kettle on top, and it will boil if left for a while. Anyone who sits on the stove would have a very bad time.

Built in fireplaces work differently but aren't typically sit-onable.

[–] GorGor@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on what you are trying to achieve

https://askanydifference.com/difference-between-specific-heat-and-thermal-conductivity-with-table/

You want to fry an egg, go for it. You want to set a decorative candle on it.... Maybe not.

Lots of people have steel hearths and not many of those people fry an egg on them.

If you're getting it hot enough to do that you have issues and you'd probably crack the concrete or stone at the point.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Can’t he just line it with ceramic on the inside?