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Ok well I’ll have you know I hold 3 phds in hearth sciences and my uncle works at Hearthtendo so you should listen to me
What was your hearth thesis on?
Well, again, I have 3 hearth science phds
Preserving Cultural Traditions in a carbon-neutral future
Technological Innovations for Low-Emission Domestic Heating
Reimagining the Hearth Through Sensor Networks and Predictive Control Technologies
So nothing to do with shitting on hearths got it.
You could consider that a pet hobby, like woodworking or pottery, I dabble in hearth shitting
You could have a PHD in children's psychology but shitting on a child is completely different even if it is your hobby.
I actually want to read those, LOL.
Especially the first one, as the primary thing that annoys me about not having a fireplace in my house is the lack of a mantle to hang Christmas stockings from.
We address that in the text, your best bet is to instead break into a neighbors house and put your stockings up there.