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[โ€“] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I actually want to read those, LOL.

Especially the first one, as the primary thing that annoys me about not having a fireplace in my house is the lack of a mantle to hang Christmas stockings from.

We address that in the text, your best bet is to instead break into a neighbors house and put your stockings up there.