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[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.

David Goodstein, in the opening of his Thermodynamics and Statistical Mechanics textbook “States of Matter.”

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 276 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on his work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 72 points 1 week ago

Best non-fiction opening that sounds like a threat.

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wait, I read this! Can't remember the name of the book right now though.

Edit: Ok, I remember it from a screenshot in a thread about cheeky textbooks

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's an oldie.

Fun fact, Boltzmann hung himself while Ehrenfest shot his 15 year old son and then himself.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fun fact,

You and I go to different parties

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[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 99 points 1 week ago (12 children)

it hits differently these days, but: "The sky above the port was the color of a television, tuned to a dead channel" -William Gibson, Neuromancer

[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Neil Gaiman makes a reference to that in Neverwhere, using 'TV tuned to a dead channel' to describe a cloudless blue sky.

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Lovely books, horrible human being, apparently. Such a shame

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[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy opener is my favorite, but a close second is Albert Camus'

Maman died today. Or yesterday maybe, I don’t know. I got a telegram from the home: “Mother deceased. Funeral tomorrow. Faithfully yours.” That doesn’t mean anything. Maybe it was yesterday.

[–] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I should really read that book again.

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[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault.

Blood Rites, book 6 of The Dresden Files

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Creepy weirdo that writes copaganda but damned if that sequence doesn't slap.

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[–] meejle@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago

If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would have worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.

– Jason Pargin, Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Speaking of Iain m banks, the paragraph about an outside context problem is one of my favourite openings he's done. "An Outside Context Problem was the sort of thing most civilizations encountered just once, and which they tended to encounter rather in the same way a sentence encountered a full stop"

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My favorite opening lines that I didn't see yet are:

Kafka's "Metamorphosis"

“When Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from troubled dreams, he found himself changed into a monstrous cockroach in his bed”

Tolstoy's "Anna Karenina"

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”

And, Gibson's "Neuromancer"

"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel."

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I especially like that line in Neuromancer because at the time he wrote it, his audience would've understood he meant TV snow. Meaning the sky was overcast, giving a gloomy mood. But younger people now will think of that featureless blue that modern TVs use, which indicates a beautiful cloudless day. Totally different mood!

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[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.

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[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

This is my favorite opening line:

The moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.

  • Neal Stephenson, Seveneves
[–] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 36 points 1 week ago (9 children)

He may know how to start a book but he can't end one to save his life.

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[–] elvith@feddit.org 41 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I absolutely love the opening of The Martian by Andy Weir

I’m pretty much fucked. That’s my considered opinion. Fucked. Six days into what should be one of the greatest two months of my life, and it’s turned into a nightmare. I don’t even know who’ll read this. I guess someone will find it eventually. Maybe a hundred years from now. For the record…I didn’t die on Sol 6. Certainly the rest of the crew thought I did, and I can’t blame them. Maybe there’ll be a day of national mourning for me, and my Wikipedia page will say, “Mark Watney is the only human being to have died on Mars.”

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Well, not the first line per se, but the first chapter of Snowcrash is easily one of my favorites ever.

If I had to pick an opening like though, it would be:

"In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit."

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[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed." Stephen King

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[–] corvi@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I don’t think it’s technically the very first line in the book, but The Way of Kings’ “Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king.” still gives me chills.

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[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

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[–] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 week ago

Here's an obscure one from See you next Pluterday:

Sam was scratching desperately at the crumbling edge of the abyss. With fear he felt the cramp slowly, but surely, reaching his fingertips. He fell... And...To be quite honest, Sam was not hanging at all above an abyss. And there was no cramp at all in his fingertips. For miles around there wasn’t even a trace of an abyss at whose edge one could scratch in despair. But recently I met with a publisher who confided to me that in judging a manuscript he only glanced at the first sentence. He mustbe on tenterhooks by now.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Now consider the tortoise and the eagle.

The tortoise is a ground-living creature. It is impossible to live nearer the ground without being under it. Its horizons are a few inches away. It has about as good a turn of speed as you need to hunt down a lettuce. It has survived while the rest of evolution flowed past it by being, on the whole, no threat to anyone and too much trouble to eat.

And then there is the eagle. A creature of the air and high places, whose horizons go all the way to the edge of the world. Eyesight keen enough to spot the rustle of some small and squeaky creature half a mile away. All power, all control. Lightning death on wings. Talons and claws enough to make a meal of anything smaller than it is and at least take a hurried snack out of anything bigger.

And yet the eagle will sit for hours on the crag and survey the kingdoms of the world until it spots a distant movement and then it will focus, focus, focus on the small shell wobbling among the bushes down there on the desert. And it will leap… And a minute later the tortoise finds the world dropping away from it. And it sees the world for the first time, no longer one inch from the ground but five hundred feet above it, and it thinks: what a great friend I have in the eagle. And then the eagle lets go.

Terry Pratchett - Small Gods

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

I was going to post Neuromancer too, but everyone posted that.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs, began to take hold.

Fear and loathing in las vegas

[–] PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The terror, which would not end for another twenty-eight years - if it ever did end - began, so far as I know or can tell, with a boat made from a sheet of newspaper floating down a gutter swollen with rain.

  • It, by Stephen King.
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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The small boys came early to the hanging."

Ken Follett, The Pillars of the Earth

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[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. First, I visited my wife's grave. Then, I joined the army.

  • John Scalzi, Old Man's War
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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

1984

The clocks striking 13 times immediately makes something feel off

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[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know it gets shit on but I legitimately like, "it was a dark and stormy night." There's a reason it became cliche. It's very evocative.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulwer-Lytton_Fiction_Contest

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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.

Every single book (all fifteen of them!) in the WoT series starts the same exact way, and I respect the dedication to consistency.

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Can't believe no one has yet proferred the classic:

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.

Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

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[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice."

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[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The building was on fire, and this time it was not my fault.

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[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn’t know what I was doing in New York.

The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath

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[–] Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.

Scaramouche, by Rafael Sabatini

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Scaramouche, by Rafael Sabatini

But will he do the Fandango?

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I AM DOOMED to remember a boy with a wrecked voice-not because of his voice, or because he was the smallest person I ever knew, or even because he was the instrument of my mother's death, but because he is the reason I believe in God; I am a Christian because of Owen Meany.

A Prayer For Owen Meany
-- John Irving

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I remember finding a Shadow Warrior novel (based on the video game) and I only remember how it opened because it was batshit insane. Lo Wang is at a restaurant trying to decide what to get weighing the pros and cons of getting some fish thing that he knows would give him major gas and he didn't want to upset some woman he was going to be with latwr by stinking up the joint, when a bunch of the big bad's ninjas show up and try to kill him. He easily kills them all, and at one point cuts one of their noses off and flicks it into the bowl of soup another patron looking on in horror had ordered, while Wang thinks to himself that guy is gonna take the nose home to show his children and tell the story about how Lo Wang stopped a bunch of evil ninjas.

I read this in high school and even as a teen who loved that shit, I thought it was cringe af. Like a wild fanfic you'd find on a blog or forum. Yet I paid money for it in a book.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A, abbrev., amperes

words to live by

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[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Call me Ishmael" has always been my favorite

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[–] afb@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first line of Shirley Jackson's Haunting Of Hill House is a banger, the complete first paragraph is incredible.

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met nearly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone

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[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"A screaming comes across the sky." -Gravity's Rainbow

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ive long found something amusing about Seveneves's opening line being "The moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason".

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

The second cataclysm began in my eleventh life, in 1996. I was dying my usual death, slipping away in a warm morphine haze, which she interrupted like an ice cube down my spine.

— the first fifteen lives of Harry August, by Claire North

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