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I'm thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun

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[–] plyth@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago

Ask your sister what he likes. If you choose war you cannot convince him to change his ways.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

if he and your sister^[i guess i can assume your sibling's gender here] are people you plan to continue to maintain contact with, you should aim for something that will be conducive to improving your relationship with them rather than further deteriorating it. and if they aren't, then nothing.

[–] florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do they make one with the reverse side "I did this" Biden pointing?

"Release the pizzagate files"

Get him a Hollow Point USA T-Shirt :D

[–] calidris@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago
[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ok I think I got it. Turning Point is giving away a free hat with any donation. Make a $1 donation and give him the Chud hat.

It'll cost TPUSA more than a dollar to ship you the hat so you're making them lose out too. Fair warning, I haven't vetted this link. I got an ad for it on facebitch and remembered your post and came back here. 90% sure it's legit. Would still use a ghost card and give ideally give them an address that's not actually mine that I had access to to get the hat so they don't put me on a mailing list.

https://secure.anedot.com/turning-point-usa/tpusa47hat

[–] knightly@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.

[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chud is a slang term used online to refer to people who are considered far from socially normal and unpleasant to be around. The term, undergoing slight changes in its meaning over the decades, has maintained its usage as an offensive and negatively connotated word. Starting in 2020, the term spawned the Chudjak, Avatar Chud, and GigaChud memes as it was increasingly connected with the alt-right.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chud

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like they made a term for wannabe but failed chads

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago

Chud is the present term of Chad.

This Chad will one day be a Chud.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. Also what the other person posted.

You already know, I promise

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Back in my day, it referred to a penis that is wider than it is long. Today it refers to something far less pleasant (ultra right-winger).

[–] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought that was a chode

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A regional dialect, maybe?

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's an Albany expression.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Ah, that makes sense. I'm from Utica.

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Unironically I wish those of us who haven't socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.

I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.

[–] sirboozebum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, Trump as Rambo is a popular thing. Are we sure he wouldn't just like this?

[–] Pieplup@lemmy.ml 1 points 51 minutes ago

doesn't this come from the trump camp. I kno he released ai art of him with a red lightsaber not sure if this is the photo

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel those should be packaged in a bag and be edible.

All dildos are edible if you're hungry enough.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump body pillow.

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

This, except I wouldn't leave a passive aggressive note about getting his own presents, but wishing success and hope this helps instead.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.

Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Das Kapital in the original German

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This painting is good too. I paint I’d be willing to replicate it for you jk

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Fridge magnet

[–] Oberyn@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Charlie's already being made into chia pet ❔️❔️❔️❔️ wat