3 years and 70 accounts ago I was just like you. I posted news articles. I made effort posts. I had 3 wives. I was happy the Chapo community had somewhere to collect itself.

Now look at me. I'm getting constant death threats. 90% of my posts get removed. I'm posting through tears every single time I start a thread. I'm down to a single loving wife who's not very good at video games.

This is what you done to me. This is what this community creates. Would appreciate if none of you'd "troll on my ass' in the comments of this post.

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[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Also, some one keeps mailing me envelopes full of ants.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

complaining about free ants is the 15th type of liberalism

[–] Nagarjuna@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"OH NO! I've got a free snack!" --OP

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not eating the bugs.

[–] Nagarjuna@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Okay, but will you live in the pod at least?

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

oh that was me, you can send them back if you don't want them

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't. The self-addressed stamped envelope you included is filled with ants too.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Antception janet-wink

[–] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will take them. My apartment's pest control just took out my favorite outdoor colony.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I told my local ants you said they could move in, please leave soda and cookies out on your steps to welcome them

[–] wax_worm_futures@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Couldn't be me, I would have sent you the ants in cardboard boxes.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They gave you a hate name, 'Eve Fartlow'

[–] BennyHill500@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

DayofCoom

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My empire of dirt

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

And it's filled with ants.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

troll on my ass

[–] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm down to a single loving wife who's not very good at video games.

It's not our fault you married a casual.

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I married one casual and two non-casuals. Stop trolling all over my ass.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I can say is you've gotta improve those metrics.

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mods tell me if I don't keep up my posting quotas they're gunna' delete my account again.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Idk maybe try playing on vanilla then