the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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this is something i would say, if for some reason i hated women
Some Polandball type shit, making out nation-states as characters in some pseudo-relatable sitcom
any imperialist* state born after 1948 can’t be good… all they know is colonize, steal they land , genocide, be zionist , eat hot chip & lie
Modern China won its revolution in 1949.
Also Palau gained independence from the USA in 1962.
gonna be honest I didn't put that much thought into this shitpost. maybe "imperialist state" instead of just state would make it work better
Socialist Cuba was founded in the 50s
well those are certainly some words, and now ive seen them.
Ladies, give yourself permission to take up space
in a house that you stole with imperial violence.
Lean In ... To The Occupied Territories
Actually Israel is transgender and y'all still insist on using her deadname and deadflag
all the other countries are smurfs and israel is smurfette
all the other countries are roy bryant and israel is carolyn
Women are the Israel of genders.
Go on
No, I sense I've made a mistake of some kind
The words gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss get thrown arpund a lot, but...
Gatekeep Gaslight Genocide Girlboss
Girls just wanna have ~~fun~~ an apartheid state.
whispers "are women settler colonialists"
RHETORIC — Do you really need an argument for this one? Settler colonialism is bad.
EMPATHY [Easy: Success] — You get sad about “losing” apartments that you didn’t own and weren’t stolen from you.
YOU — What does this have to do with Israel?
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Failure] — Israel? Something about the Bible. That’s all you’ve got.
HORRIFIC NECKTIE — I’ve heard that Israel has ladies! Let’s go there now, bratan! Or better yet, let’s check out some IDF propaganda. It’s always full of them.
RHETORIC — But what if these ladies are doing settler colonialism? As I’ve said: bad.
What are the odds this person is also a terf?
I'd at least bet my shitty car on it.
So now criticizing Israel means you get accused of being both antisemitic and sexist?
Some white upper class liberal women: "I cannot sympathise with the oppressed unless I am also oppressed. I must make this about me somehow."
Please don't take this the wrong way, women are oppressed and they hold up half the sky, there is no socialism without feminism, there is no communism without women's liberation.
This post is just made to mock one very specific type of person who grew up affluent, safe and relatively isolated from harm and illness, yet somehow acts as if they and Malala Yousafzai are one and the same, and that all other suffering in the world is secondary to their own, which has been immense, despite growin up in a mansion at the beach with two married parents, going to the Hamptons every year. One could call it Girlboss Feminism I guess.
woman is the israel of the world
This is awesome...
never believed in what she suffered, constantly having motivations questioned
Several powerful figures/news outlets have tried to claim that Palestinian doctors couldn't be trusted to report deaths accurately because they were secretly terrorists.
"Apartheid Barbies and Genocide Kens" is going to be the title to my next EP
Did Israel have Girl Power?
Will all the single ladies raise your hands if you ever did a few lines and got nasty with a lil' nakba 
Israel is more than a country, she is a world-historical idea, a heroine, light itself, etc.
Always asking for money, always ruining the boys good time, extremely horny on social media but only cares about McDonald’s irl. Behaving and dressing in ways that shame god. The subject of gross Indian dude attention. The subject of the “damn, you live like this” meme, did 9/11, toxic, hateful.
Hates brown people, is white but pretends to be indigenous for clout and a moral high ground. Nominally religious, just uses it as a weapon. Trivializes the Holocaust to make self-victimizing analogies. Uses white phosphorous on hospitals.
Israel is ffffeeeeeemaaaaallleee
And that females name: Karen
I think the rest of the world wants Israel to take on board modern lessons of democracy and equality, at a bare minimum. But I suppose that's too much of an ask for the perpetual vicimized bully that is fanatical fascist Israel.
They don't even have a constiution because they fear allowing Arabs, non Zionists, equal rights and representation.
https://www.cnay.org/merciless-indian-savage/
> The Declaration of Independence was adopted on the Fourth of July in 1776. We, as Americans, are all too familiar with the statement from the Declaration which states “We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal”—yet, lines below refers to Native Americans, who we all know are the first inhabitants and stewards of this land, as “merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions”.
It is clear, that “all men are created equal” does not include the Native Americans who are clearly perceived as subhuman to the United States of America’s founding fathers. The roots of injustice in the United States of America is written for the entire world to read: Merciless. Indian. Savages