"the people don't like that we platform on social issues while pushing economic policy that disadvantages the average person so lets drop the social issues and just keep fucking them, that'll be a million dollars thanks" are they trolling?
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2025
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GOP: engages in vicious attacks against the American LGBTQ community that leave them feeling scared and/or angry
Democrat consulting firm: This is the perfect time to waste that energy and endanger even more people
can't wait to see The Blazer Wearers in the MCU as they defeat NihilistPlanetKiller by the power of fundraising through megadonor bundling.
this looks like an album cover for literally the worst music ever generated by AI.
“I’ve seen 14 quadrillion possible futures and the only one where we win is if we offer a tax credit to business owners who start a company in a gentrified area of select metropolitan districts” or some shit.
these people look like ai
probably the most boring people you would ever come across. They look like they were made in a lab
all i feel is cringe
Or when a metal band does a joke photo set and wears their work clothes
"yeah guys if we abandon the only things that made any of our base vote for us and try to appeal to a whole other base that can't stand our guts then we'll surely win the next election!! right guys???? 
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Like if what you wanted was a republican, you'd just vote republican.
What an original idea that has so consistently worked in the past
How do I also get a fake job where I make $120,000 and get to be within poisoning range of various American politicians
Step 1: Harvard Business school MBA
Step 2: work at McKinsey for like 5 years
Is step 0 being born with a rich dad or uncle
"We can beat republicans if we become them!" It worked great for Bill Clinton!!!
The Democrat's path to winning is clear, but their corporate overlords refuse to empower anyone who might truly inspire people to make real change.
What's crazy is they could just pull an Obama again and lie
They'd have won the last fucking election if Kamala just fucking lied!
Edit: sorry i mean lied about adopting pro working class positions she lied about other stuff for sure
she needed to lie about opposing Israel and she couldn't.
no but serious question if they're gonna abandon the only thing that the dems are known for (vaguely progressive policies) then wtf are they even gonna stand for? contrarianism?? who's gonna vote for a spineless dumbfuck party if they become the spineless dumbfuck completely useless party???
They stand for obtaining spoils for their faction of the bourgeoise.
ABUNDANCE
(a soft, comfy place for the tech-right to go when they grow tired of MAGA)
Let's ignore the things people keep telling us they care about, surely that will win us votes.
What's next, are they going to downplay the violence in Gaza and tell us Israel has the right to defend itself?
I want to bully each one of those losers.
I'm sure this joke has been made hundreds of times, but as long as they keep on their shit I'll keep on mine
Because y'know what people love? The status quo. What they hate? Hope and change.
That's why the conservatives voted for the moderate, middle of the road, status quo Donald Trump.
/s
The right already has a party that aligns with their values and who will win their votes. Why do the Dems think they can out Republican the Republicans and that there's no votes to pick up on the left?
They won't pick up any votes, they'll pick up billionaire donors who use them as controlled opposition, they will continue to lose every election, and they will continue to personally benefit off it.
True but I think that there's still room for them to lose even more votes if they drop any pretense of being left of Trump
The quirky minions squad you have to beat several times and are just as annoying every single time
every last one of them is dead behind the eyes
They look like an alt-country band
won't-co
Uh... so they just want to be mask off about it? Capitalist innovation!
I wish someone would charlie kirk the people who keep telling the Democrats to ignore shit like rent control and just be more like the republicans because Im getting really sick of this shit ratcheting right every fucking election cycle
Wow it looks like they even got their own twofer.
Is America ready for a political strategist who's both a white guy and has long hair?
is this tuff in america?
So tuff they drink...craft beer... on a TUESDAY 😬😬😬