this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2025
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Alexander McQueen X Charlie Kirk collab

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Immediate murder suspect for any gruesome killings in the vicinity. Straight up looks like he misted someone with his feet.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Damnit, you beat me to it, lol.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

White on shoes is the stupidest fucking idea ever

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

getting the white dirty is a mark of pride that you're using them right

[–] Sunschein@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

"I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings..."

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta say that is a fine drip

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

These are shoes that prove you have no issues putting your foot up someone's ass.

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, the Nike Tampax Pearls. Classic.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Shoes not to wear when planning to commit a violent crime.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

No, they're your alibi.

"Digging my sick kicks, Officer? Alexander McQueen. Don't even ask how much they cost. That's the real crime."

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

And at that point the pun is so bad you are arrested for obstruction of justice, lol

[–] yardratianSoma@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If that's a tampon, what does that make the Japanese flag?

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Critical Thinking Skills kicking in.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lightning NO!

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't he die ages ago? Suicide.