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I mean sure seems like something a Harvard rowing team coxswain would be saying is happening.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 113 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

He absolutely had a stroke. His bruised hand is probably from being hooked ip to an IV and being really, really old. The side effects are confusion, trouble being coherent, and other mental problems he already had so at least those won't be as noticeable as they would be on a regular person.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago

another side effect is ai generated official tv appearance

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 32 points 3 weeks ago

Which explains the AI edited appearance.... To cover for the ailment.

[–] chillpanzee@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol... we can never really know because he's looked and acted like a stroke victim for years.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 21 points 3 weeks ago

hes probably on anti-clotting medication, which can cause bruising and bleeding. clots which makes you prone to strokes.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm pretty damned old and just had a cannula in my hand for a couple of days because I had surgery that required me to be knocked out. No hematoma. For him to have gotten one of those, either a nurse fucked up or he's on blood thinners.

And yeah, there's some evidence he's been having mini-strokes on and off for at least a year. Here's hoping they get progressively worse, and he sees nothing in his future but worsening debility and helplessness, surrounded by people who despise him. May he survive long into his term, just to frustrate Vance's ambitions. A long power struggle as his flunkies try to remove him from office while dishing the dirt on his incompetence and dementia will also be wonderfully humiliating and will make Vance seem even more like the backstabbing weasel he already is.

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[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 72 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)
[–] teft@piefed.social 63 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

JFC that's not a little bit of a droop. That's almost definitely signs of a stroke. A guy I knew at work looked exactly the same after his stroke. Trump looked relatively normal at the u.s. open a few days ago and you'd think after a stroke he'd at least take a week or two off given his advanced age and "robust" health. Maybe it's bell's palsy or someone smacked him upside the head with a frying pan?

Edit: Also this article seems a little on the nose.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago

If it was done with a frying pan ... they should have done the other side too just to even things out and not make it so noticeable.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

He can’t take time off. He believes it’ll make him look “weak” and he’ll lose control of the narrative.

And deliciously, him trying to push through and play strong man will kill him even quicker. I seriously wonder if he’s starting to question his mortality or is just completely ignorant.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He is. He's been telling his dumbass fans to donate money to "help him get to heaven"

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[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

I seriously wonder if he’s starting to question his mortality or is just completely ignorant.

Given his comments about getting into heaven, he absolutely is.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That is not a guy who filmed the Kirk apology video the night before.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 21 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

look at melania, she must be estatic hes about to pass.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude could be stroking out right there, and she'd just call a lawyer to make sure the will is secure.

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 weeks ago

Looking like how my grandpa looked shortly before he died. Granted I've said that before and the bastard is still here but here's to hoping it goes through this time

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Oof yeah thats an old man who's unlikely to make enough of a recovery to be doing speeches for a living again. Didn't see if it's full body sagittal droop or just facial. Former says stroke, latter says palsy. Like neither is good for him but palsy is manageable, stroke in a 79 year old is entirely likely to be the beginning of the end.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can see in the clip he checks his left hand with a lift but can't match it with his right hand. Similarly, he conspicuously doesn't move his right hand in his most recent recorded speech.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

that explains melania so close to him, melania is going to reap his soul soon.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Give him some credit. At least he's not asleep, like at the pope's funeral.

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[–] obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Concern is the wrong word, delight is the correct word. The sooner he dies the better.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Nah, if he dies too soon Vance has more time to cement his power. He needs to wait like 2 years and 8 months.

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If he dies soon enough this counts as Vance's first term for 22nd amendment purposes.

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[–] RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 weeks ago

I would have preferred the last three years of his miserable life spent in a maximum security prison, but as it seems like the law doesn't exist in the US anymore I will accept a series of strokes leading to shitting himself and collapsing on a stage in public. I'm okay with that trade.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago

On Sept. 11, 2025, people assumed that the Pentagon's memorial ceremony marking the victims of 9/11 would be a somber, typical occasion.

Are these people unaware of who is president?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

And the most important question is: Where are the Epstein files?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Lol. I wouldn't call it "alarm".

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah more like breathless anticipation

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Draws questions and alarm?

Question: When will he finally croak?

Alarm: They will be wasting millions to keep this rotting corpse alive for as long as possible.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Idk what they’re talking about it’s drawing joy and schadenfreude from me

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

"Draws alarm"?

Yep, it's the party alarm.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Jeez, why doesn't he just blow a gasket and get it the hell over with?

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I mean if there was justice in the world I like to imagine a giant demonic hand would burst up through the ground and grab him so tightly his eyes bulge out and drag him screaming down to actual biblical hell but we can't always get what we want unfortunately.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

He is already leaking fluids, and solids, on a daily basis. There are multiple confirmed reports.

Not sure what gasket you are referring to

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[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 16 points 3 weeks ago

Him being a dumb fascist who raped children doesn't draw an alarm? His ugly face does.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

Get your fireworks and champagne ready

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

While I won't wish Mango Mussolini a quick death, how hilarious and poetic would it be if he just had a splash of Bell's Palsy?

For those of you who don't know, go look up the name of one of the viruses that causes Bell's Palsy and join me in a sensible chuckle!

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Denzel kept making that same face in that new Spike Lee movie, so it might be nothing.

I say he should avoid see a doctor about it, and wait until gets much, much worse. Then ignore it for a while longer, because it will probably go away.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Can news organizations please PLEASE stop it with the headlines that are all ALARM! BE AFRAID! SLAMS! RIPS! EMERGENCY!

We have already enough to be anxious about without them helping. I don't care if this is about the Cheeto or Obama or my mother. Stop it with the clickbait headlines for every single headline.

Make Jews Boring Again, the way news is supposed to be!

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

You want to hear something scary? The most likely candidate to take over MAGA movement is MTG.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

She's a stooge and a useful idiot... She doesn't have the ear of anyone important. Hell, i don't think she's on any legislative committees, which tells me nobody important is backing her.

Edit: just looked at the committees she's a part of. Her only appointment of note is being chair of DOGE....i rest my case.

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[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I doubt that will happen; no matter how batshit crazy her takes are, she's still a woman and that's a disqualifier.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago

I doubt it, but she's definitely going to try. So will every other MAGA with a reputation, include media types.

MAGA is a cult of personality, and once Trump assumes room temperature, so will MAGA. But they won't want to let it go, so Don Jr, Vance, Hegseth, Bondi, Rubio, Patel, Empty G, Boobert, Loomer, Hawley, Johnson, Cotton, DeSatan, etc. will all be stabbing each other in the back.

It will be ferocious and endlessly entertaining.

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[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 8 points 3 weeks ago

cant wait for his face to droop all over his keyboard making him RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES by accident

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