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[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 288 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I can’t believe this is how I found out he got shot lmao

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 80 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Same! Finally some good news!

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Yeah I'm not sure he's dead yet, but the shot was pretty on point.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 91 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I looked around after hearing about it and several sources confirmed his death not long ago.

To steal a quote from that Scottish granny commenting on Thatcher’s death: they ought to put a string of garlic around his neck and a stake in his heart to make sure he doesn’t come back.

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[–] tarknassus@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Reuters reporting his death now. Suspect not yet apprehended.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/conservative-influencer-charlie-kirk-shot-dead-utah-university-event-2025-09-10/

Given the footage, it would be a miracle if he survived - that's a severe amount of blood loss within seconds.

[–] Subdivide6857@midwest.social 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It appears he was not loved by all.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 15 points 3 weeks ago

Whelp, not enough prayers. Can't be helped.

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wherever the shooter is I pray he is safe and well.

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[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

It looked like a shot right in the jugular. Even if EMT's were sitting right next to him, it's incredibly unlikely to survive that.

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He didnt. Staged, crisis actor.

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 171 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Has anyone (in Utah) asked: What was he wearing when this happened to him????????

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 77 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean he was asking for it

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The tent over his head actually had the text: "Prove Me Wrong"

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Exposing his neck just like that?! That's just asking for trouble.

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[–] simulacra_procession@lemmy.today 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro wore white to his assassination, daring choice

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago

a shirt that said FREEDOM

literally advocating for somebody to exercise their freedom and do this

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 20 points 3 weeks ago

He probably didn't even thanked the merc.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 98 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 93 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Prayers Up for the big man. He died debating and he shall be rewarded by spending eternity in Debate Valhalla, rising to Debate every day for eternity.

"Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?" one audience member asked Kirk.

"Counting or not counting gang violence," he replied before being cut off by the gunshot.

What a legend

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He shall first debate Plato, that'll make him miserable right quick and will go on for a millennium. What is a chair?

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[–] nothingcorporate@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is that literally the last thing that happened before the shot?

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Please tell me it's true

Edit: it's fucking true

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

It's almost too perfect. He was trying to turn a genuine question on gun violence into racist rhetoric, and then got immediately snapped...

Was probably feeling pretty smug with how he spun that until his neck popped.

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You know what would do this justice? We all gaslight the GOP into saying this is fake news. That it's AI. That he's completely fine but in a bunker somewhere for his safety.

In fact...this is what's true.

No way that a shot would show this much blood, especially against a white hetero man. This has woke AI written all over it.

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

People are saying that the crowd was full of crisis actors

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago

"If something happens that's really bad, I might just have to blame AI"- Donald Trump, September 2nd, 2025

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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 63 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 60 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago

simpsons did it in, uh, 1999

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

false flag attack to get people off Trump's back about Epstein files?

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He can have one day off for each famous right wing speaker merc'ed

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (23 children)

You'll say holy fuck if you see the front row video. I'll only warn you once.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I was saying holy fuck because this was how I found out and I'll skip watching the video because I've seen enough live leak from like 2008 to 2016 to satisfy any grotesque need for me to see somebody getting murdered for the rest of my life.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Seems like he lost a gun debate

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[–] strawberry@kbin.earth 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

he wasn't ranked high enough

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[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Charlie Kirk’s shooting was an inside job by Trump to take focus off Epstein files!!

See, I said that sarcastically but with the republicans… this is actually quite likely. So who knows. lol.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 21 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

At least he's not stealing oxygen anymore.

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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Man, I love good news! Bahahahahahahaha!

And the funny thing is, on yt shorts, I had an AD for turning point with him in it. I reported it for being filled with Nazi lovers. Google must've taken that report seriously.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Because he had a hole in his neck, and blood came out of that hole. He needed that blood.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He got a new hole and blood came out? Sounds like transexual surgery to me.

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