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[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 56 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I would like to shoutout @Cowbee@hexbear.net / @Cowbee@lemmy.ml for still attempting to engage with people and dispel misinformation/accusations in these threads, even when the people you engage with are acting with incredible amounts of bad faith. you are sincerely one of the best posters here or anywhere else, and we're lucky to have you.

07 order-of-lenin

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

gotta say it's always nice running into cowbee in the posting mines catgirl-peace

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

Likewise, comrade! rat-salute-2

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

You're too kind, comrade crush

[–] dastanktal@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God of patience.

I learn so much when cowbee joins a thread

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Judge us (hexbear) by our haters.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I wonder how long until the op of the fedilore post comes out on the side of goat or adds db0 to the tankie triad list

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

Victims of Hexbear Memorial Foundation

[–] Goferking0@ttrpg.network 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh cool they are teamed up with cm to just mirror everything onto world

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How fucking pathetic. Holy shit. Like these guys are acting like they're some brave heroes fighting against the evil tankies in order to save...freedom and democracy? A niche internet forum is the first and last line of defence protecting the entire western world from being conquered by evil tankies? I don't think I've ever seem people tilt at windmills this much. They really need to go outside and get some actual productive hobbies that involve talking to other people face to face.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Like these guys are acting like they're some brave heroes fighting against the evil tankies in order to save...freedom and democracy? A niche internet forum is the first and last line of defence protecting the entire western world from being conquered by evil tankies?

They literally do believe that https://hexbear.net/post/5653674

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Wow... This is just fucking... I'm just hoping, for db0's sake, that what I'm seeing here in this screenshot is fake. I'm actively hoping for it to be fake. But part of me believes that it's real. And it's a scary thought. In terms of analysis, I can only say this:

If you side with fucking fascists to "protect the fediverse" from the "tankies", you are no better than a Finnish soldier who sided with the fucking Nazis to "protect Finland" from the "judeo-bolsheviks"

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

From how I read it that's just saying that those three are on a team, some sort of anti-tankie tricycle or something, and it's calling db0 and unruffled tankies

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Oh. Yeah, the more and more I look at it, I realize I got that first assumption because of the weird way mentions work on there. Honestly kinda regret posting the above a little bit, but I'm not gonna take my L's down.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

4 heavenly generals but it's tankies

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds waaaay too cool for them to actually use

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Welcome to the tankie troika new member catgirl-salute

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Welcome to the Designated Enemies List, where you will become a figure of ever-changing myth. You may not be stoked to be here but we're stoked to have yourat-salute-2

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I completely missed that. Or that's what they meant by tankie admins?

Nope did just miss it cause was buried https://lemmy.sdf.org/comment/22508887

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck? Where do these people find the time to post this badly, so constantly? Like do they all work IT jobs that require no actual work so they can just post all day long?

Couldn't they just read theory instead and learn something?

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Missing the followup where goat just mass banned db0 users https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/41413784

Or i just missed it in all the links

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

Big leopards and faces moment

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tankification continues apacemao-wave

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Definitely see this making db0 wake up about the points we made during the fallout. I'd love to see their instance being a friendly one like lemmygrad.

[–] The_Grinch@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

We should send an envoy

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

Targeted harassment of furries

Reactionaries can never help themselves.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (11 children)

Latest update: this was satire and I fell for it!

spoilergoat has been sending butthole pictures in DMs text write-up

NEWEST UPDATE! (WARNING A LITERAL ASSHOLE}

NSFW

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

broke: post hog

woke: post hole

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 weeks ago

Or goat completely misunderstanding poop on balls?

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

LMAO, its like the old chapo lore of the chud that posted hog

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[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Took that much time to just ban the goat dude? Maybe now some redditors will be back to reddit following this guy.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 weeks ago

They are even still going back and forth if they even need to think about banning the comm or instance 🤷

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

O/U on pj just being an alt of goat? Or just amazing example of birds of a feather until one bites the other.

With goats behavor this last week still can't believe they banned pj

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[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Chuds revel in evil so much that they will constantly outdo themselves. They will find ways to turn their past transgressions into comparatively minor accidents just by the sheer levels of evil record breaking they commit themselves to.

[–] RandallThymes@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Unbelievable, never before seen levels of mad that other peoples beliefs do not align 100% entirely with your own

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm not surprised, but wow, it reads like parody.

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[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Do you think db0 will finally listen to us now that their lib alliance is not working out so well?

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, historically speaking, liberals always start listening to the communists when the crackdowns start. And everyone lived happily ever after.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nominally the db0 admins are anarchists, which is why I even entertained the idea. If they were avowed liberals, probably not.

That said, not among politicians but among normal people, there totally were liberals who at least became much more appreciative of communists once fascists started widening the scope of their killing, because the communists have consistently been their most militant opposition and that matters to some people even if they wrote off Marx, etc.

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If they can put two and two together about the ways they're being lied about and the ways we're lied about. I'm kind of optimistic: I think if we channel our inner Sankara, and act with patience and diplomacy, maybe the red and black can uniteleft-unity-3

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[–] roux@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

goat is a stupid fucking engagement troll and needs to just face the fucking wall. They literally built MeanwhileOnGrad just for engagement farming and petty drama slop. What a petulant child. Can someone tag me when I get screenshotted?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I really don't understand that sort of comm existing. The ones like "shit liberals say" or "shit conservatives say" make sense, because they're saying awful, reprehensible things. But how can someone scroll through somewhere like Lemmygrad and claim that they are horrible and bad, I get the initial knee-jerk lib thing of "they support evil dictators!" but surely after reading even just a few posts, they would understand that Lemmygrad has reasons for saying the things they do and aren't just blindly "supporting dictators" or whatever. What I'm trying to say is I feel like anyone trying to farm content for a comm like that would either realise that they are full of shit at some point, or be completely soulless and deliberately try to cherry pick and misquote people just to make them look bad while knowing full well that they are just lying about them.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sometimes it involves cherrypicking for when a reactionary among us says something shitty (before they get banned for saying it), and other times it's based on reflexive reactions, "denying" this or that "genocide" or other mass-death event, for example, because to many people Stalin is Super Hitler and repeating mainstream neoliberal historiography about the Holodomor not being intentionally "perpetrated" by anyone but the kulaks (who weren't the biggest issue, to be clear to whichever libs are reading) is the same to them as Holocaust denial. Some people have just read a hundred thousand reddit comments about Uighurs being exterminated, so when you say that that's ridiculous and the most you can say is that there have been custodial deaths with no evidence of murder, and otherwise there were "merely" various types of repression that do not constitute genocide, well, you're now a Holocaust denier times two, which is even worse than the normal Holocaust deniers because they only deny one Holocaust.

Also sometimes people saying things like roux just said above you, which are genuinely unhealthy. Goat clearly needs some sort of intervention, but not a fucking execution or any kind of physical harm.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Goat clearly needs some sort of intervention, but not a fucking execution or any kind of physical harm.

I actually think he would benefit greatly from having the shit kicked out of him at least once, but nothing permanent. Probably wouldn't feel so comfortable sending people unsolicited asshole pics if it had happened at least once before.

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lol the dude that made that post is the one that tried to push neoliberalism when we had our fight with db0 and then the dbzero admins said no thanks

also its one that believed the yellow snow post was true

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

haha those two are so priceless. i would pay top dollar for an uploaded slo-motion slap of their faces. might even make em touch-grass

good post comrade

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Goat thinks he's the school principal who can call kids to his office

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