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[–] brap@lemmy.world 162 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

Gravel.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Just says that the gravel is free, not that you can generate it or make it appear. You've got a lifetime supply of gravel from suppliers but you still gotta move it around

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still a free product. Normally gravel traders have to purchase the gravel, move it and sell it. Now you just have to move and sell it. Massive profits. Transport fees are for the customer too, so basically free as well.

[–] cattywampas@midwest.social 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And you'd be able to undercut any competition and corner the market.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

Built a greenhouse with a gravel foundation this summer. Doesn't matter if I have to move it. Free gravel is useful.

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 94 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Free gravel is so busted compared to the rest. Gravel's one of those things that you don't need often, but someone in any town on any given day will need some.

You could undercut every single other gravel business. Even if the competitions lowers their prices dramatically, they can't go lower than their costs. Meanwhile, you have absolutely no costs on material. Gravel monopoly.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Bet I could retire in a year, two at the outside. Have customers pick up at deep discount until I could get a pair of heavy trucks and drivers, pure gravy from there on out.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If there are no limits of scale or delivery, i think it's OP.

cut me off? I'm gonna follow you at a disance and summon 50 tons of gravel around your car.

File an HOA complaint on me? You're going to need a bobcat to find your front door.

Can i summon it anywhere without going there? You know how hard it is to get rid of gravel?

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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 67 points 1 month ago (6 children)

If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It does if trying to go through an 8” thick wall.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Even with a cooldown or something like that, a real world 'blink' ability, even of just 7 inches, would be utterly devastating in hand to hand combat, as well as potentially in ranged/armed combat as well.

Just imagine scenes from John Wick but also, every 30 minutes, he can just 'blink' up to 7 inches to dodge or connect a punch, kick, grab, close range shot, move just a bit further into cover, closer to a magazine needed to reload, etc.

Granted, you would also have to be very careful to not uh, Philadelphia Experiment / phase shift into a fucking wall or some other person or something.

A 7 inch 'blink' takes Keanu Reeves a step from John Wick... toward Neo, this would be completely 'broken' in the hands of a skilled and trained fighter, even if they can only use it once a day, as a kind of 'ultimate' or w/e.

Like uh, try hand to hand fighting someone in Cyberpunk 77, with yourself set up as close to a plain jane human as possible... up against a melee fighter with sandevistan.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Seeing inside empty containers is way more useful than it seems.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago (6 children)

My thought exactly. You know immediately if it's empty

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[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago (6 children)

3 is overpowered, it's basically FTL if the reload time is low

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[–] recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I could do so much with free gravel, you have no idea.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

If you have even the most-basic business sense, this instantly turns you into an uber-wealthy gravel tycoon.

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ANY toaster. If you go to a wedding or any formal event with drinks, you can control whoever's giving the toast. That could be pretty powerful.

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[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Free Gravel?

This one is clearly the best choice. That shit is expensive!

Start a gravel business, destroy the competition, and create a gravel empire.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I am pretty sure you can sell gravel soooo

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 31 points 1 month ago (6 children)

7 inch teleport sounds genuinely useful in a fight. Also, couldn't you just keep teleporting 7 inches? It might still be faster and easier than running.

On the other hand, infinite gravel...

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[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (11 children)

The teleport 7 inches thing might be nice for getting through locked doors

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[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Okay, I'll bite this time.

  1. Don't see any use.
  2. Sell gravel. Become rich.
  3. If no cooldown you can spam and teleport anywhere as long as there's a path between A and B
  4. Not sure.
  5. Turning on every toaster in the world at the same time would probably cripple the various power grids globally.
  6. If it stacks you could look quite young.
  7. Could probably make some money checking if safes are empty or not. Doesn't say anything about distance. Could remotely check containers for people. Depends as well on the definition of empty.
  8. Would be hugely beneficial to some archeologists.
  9. For anyone who is unable to walk currently this would be good. What happens if you cut your legs off? Can you fly afterwards?
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
  1. Don't see any use.

  1. ~~Not sure~~ Might be useful, but who nose.

FTFY

  1. ...Depends as well on the definition of empty.

"Yep, another container that does not contain a perfect vacuum. Should have taken the free gravel pill..."

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You guys are sleeping on 1.

The secrets of the oysters could be yours.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, but I love oysters.

Hearing them scream as I scarf a dozen of them? Not opposed, but seems like that's going to ruin the meal.

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[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Free gravel! Fuck yeah!

Living in the rural area and having pretty long private road i would be really happy for free gravel.

Bonus points if i can desite how coarce it is. During winter the yard gets really icy and small gravel would make it better.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 month ago

Free gravel, then sell it. Just make sure to not summon too much gravel so the price doesn't go down.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I want to say free gravel, but I need to know how its manifested. In a big pile where I want it? Or like never ending handfuls of pocket gravel?

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[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)
  1. It still allows you to determine whether containers are empty, which is situationally useful.
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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Free gravel for life could be a game changer.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

3 would get you through almost any door. Definitely my choice.

7 though, this would make you a star in the DEA. Imagine seeing inside everyone's tires, and then you find one you can't see inside. "Whatcha got in those tires, son?" I'm sure there could be other uses.

2, you could run a business on free gravel but you're mostly paying for processing and delivery so you would only have a small edge on your competition. It's still a lot of work and big heavy expensive trucks.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Teleport 7 inches away easy lock in:

Teleport up 7 inches on a generator perpetual motion machine.

Walk through thin walls / safes.

Repeatedly teleport forwards never have to walk again.

Teleport out of bed every morning.

Teleport out of clothes at night / sexy times

Look cool AF.

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[–] orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can run as fast as albert einstein, but don't actually take the pill. Use it only when you or a loved one is immobilized by old age or injury. Nothing to lose, even if its a bogus '0mph, he's dead' pill.

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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I would be the Gravel King. You need gravel, you come to me. I would be a benevolent king though. I would grant gravel to those that need it.

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[–] bampop@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are we talking about Albert Einstein in his prime, or Albert Einstein now?

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[–] lambdabeta@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I feel like everyone is underestimating 5. It's any toaster. Make a killer robot that happens to have the ability to make toast and you've got a remote control death bot.

I'd make a whole set of devices that happen to also be toasters. Why not add some heating elements and springs to an elevator, a car, a plane?

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (9 children)
  1. Sheer horror. You'll never be able to eat these again.
  2. This has been brought up before. Gravel isn't cheap. This is basically infinite money.
  3. If used continuously, you're basically The Flash.
  4. Just a bad idea unless you can put it inside your existing nose for double the sniff-sensitivity.
  5. Okay, that's just fun.
  6. Again, used continuously, this is the fountain of youth. You'll still die of old age though.
  7. Only useful under very specific circumstances. Also, define a "container".
  8. Unless the Khitan civilization knew things we don't, this isn't useful at all.
  9. Fast as he is now or when he was alive?
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[–] Technotica@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Free gravel sounds great, but nowhere is the amount specified, if you get a handful of gravel every day for life that's not helpful.

Teleport 7 inches sounds good, if the effect of the pill isn't a one time thing. Do you only teleport 7 inches when digesting the pill? Do you keep teleporting? Can you stop teleporting? ;)

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

Toss up between 3 and 7 for me, though the gravel one could have some niche uses.

TP can be abused pretty easy if there's no physical impact on my body for doing it repeatedly.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Are these one time use? Like you gain the ability to talk to oysters forever? Grow a new nose as many times as you want? Or talk to oysters for 5 minutes and one extra nose?

  1. Become a water quality assessor with instant and accurate data on pollutants, if there are invasive species, whether or not there are pearls present, and any other information oysters can offer about the environment.

  2. Instant paving/gravel business with a huge profit margin compared to competitors.

  3. Depends on the locus of movement. If 7” only, like a quarter step in any direction, kinda useless*. If moving your entire body 7” away from it’s previous location, good for theft I guess if the barrier is less than 7” thick.

*if you can “spam” the 7” movement rapidfire with no speed limit, you can travel as fast as you can wherever you want in a “stuttering” teleport.

  1. Useful to someone disfigured, lost one to skin cancer or other issue.

  2. Depends on what you limit a toaster to and what constitutes control. If you can control any facet of any device that heats the interior for purposes of heating the contents to a specific temperature, then this is really powerful. Engines “toast” fuel. Kilns “toast” everything from carbon fiber to ceramics to tempering glass. You now operate the only successful fusion reactor on the planet. The ability to control the specific heating of any material in an enclosed environment would have wide application.

  3. Spam it.

  4. Catching smugglers? If a container that should be empty isn’t, you can’t see in it.

  5. Get your name in the history books as an expert on the peoples and culture surrounding the language.

  6. If you were a paraplegic this would be life-changing.

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

3 and 7 are pretty OP if used correctly

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

7 would be really useful for those games where you have to find the ball under the cup. You can instantly tell if you’re being swindled, and always win.

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