he got the reverse fetterman stroke and he won't stop saying woke shit like "power to the proletariat" and "we gotta start taking care of our trans comrades folks, believe it"
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I have a gut feeling seeing this picture - call it wishful thinking, but it just strikes me that this is the picture of a man with advanced cancer.
It'll be wild to watch him waste away, whilst his sycophants comment on how fit and healthy he's looking due to a new gym routine or something
The host has begun to reject the bronzer
Sudden realisation that he wasted his entire life on frivolous, material things. Never made a genuine human connection; surrounded by people who only want to get something out of him. Should have been a better partner. Better father. Gave too much away in that fox interview; facing his mortality he reflects how he wants to be remembered: a virtuous man worthy of heaven. He has taken days off, away from office, away from the crushing weight of finally developing empathy. He’s going to dissolve the Union and flee to a monastery to live out the rest of his days in piety, solemn reflection, and listening to the universe for guidance.
He got an early copy of Silksong and he’s been playing for nine hours a day.
he's healthy :)
he's so excited for Silksong he hasn't slept in 4 days
It’s the Ritual to transfer the Dark God of Neoliberalism from the corporeal vessel of Joe Biden to Donald Trump. The Dark Entity is still adapting to the new Host. The Brandonification will continue as the Entity completes the take over of the Host.
The worm is taking control
The worm was only using RFK to get to Trump
Fair-weather worm
Started hrt and got the estrdiol blues
nah, this is what I looked like before HRT. I'm still fucked up and bad but in a more vibrant way now
The Brandoning (2025)
Impersonating a thumb fresh out of the pool
This thing was only ever tested on waify commies! There wasn't nearly enough shellfish venom in the whole magazine
He has joined a pro fluid retention discord or telegram channel.
america's first nofap president
Nothing is going on.
Sorry to spoil your "fun"
Donald Trump is far too chronically online to not hear what people are saying, and would be posting about how vigorous he is
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when I'm fucked up, that's the real me
He has lost his sauce, he is now sauceless.
He heard Silksong was coming out and started laying groundwork for a few weeks off work
He's realizing that everyone around him hates him, and that his crowning life achievement has been avoiding the consequences of his own actions, but that the one thing he can't manipulate his way out of is that everyone he actually respects thinks he sucks, so that's what his legacy will be.
Baron Harkonnen pic unrelated
Deep state got him for Q posting, this is his clone that hasn't had the right skin treatments yet
Who's the Ernie to his Bert?
He was in kkkrakkker barrel for 3days to get the logo back.
remember that novie Doctor Sleep... is looks like "Grampa Flick" just before he started "cycling".
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real Weekend at Donnies vibes
Missed his spray tan appointment
Look at his ears. It's clearly a body double. The real Trump is dead.
He's completely bald under that cap and is now pondering his own mortality.
He's been out of that Harkoennen tar pit for too long
"Democrats complain about my ballroom. A president needs a ballroom. And a tar pit. So I got a tar pit too. Now democrats will complain about my tar pit too."
"A tar pit, Mr. President?"
"Yeah. I learned that from the Baron. Barron's namesake. Baron should have two Rs too. Writer mistake. Two Rs are strong and powerful."
"I see. I'd like to ask you about your tariffs."
"More complaining. Always complaining. But the spice must flow."
"People say I'm in bad shape, do I look in bad shape folks? I'm standing on the scales right now and look at that, some are saying I'm the lightest president there's ever been."
"Mr President, your levitation pack is still on..."
He is thinking about dinner
Contemplating purchasing more slurp juice
Nikita Khrushchev came back and is now the president of the United States.
Hey. He is living for the first time too. <3
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