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He's been out of that Harkoennen tar pit for too long
"Democrats complain about my ballroom. A president needs a ballroom. And a tar pit. So I got a tar pit too. Now democrats will complain about my tar pit too."
"A tar pit, Mr. President?"
"Yeah. I learned that from the Baron. Barron's namesake. Baron should have two Rs too. Writer mistake. Two Rs are strong and powerful."
"I see. I'd like to ask you about your tariffs."
"More complaining. Always complaining. But the spice must flow."
"People say I'm in bad shape, do I look in bad shape folks? I'm standing on the scales right now and look at that, some are saying I'm the lightest president there's ever been."
"Mr President, your levitation pack is still on..."