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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 34 points 1 year ago

"John Cena is known to the State of California to contain cancer causing agents"

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Winnipeg is known to be a source cancer and malformia

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[-] jared@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago
[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

DANGER ZONE!

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Note to self: cancel cameo for John Cena in inevitable sequel.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Jonathan Cenobite, the Bringer of Metastasis

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

What did the 7 year old do to him?

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

most people can't see him at all.. and they say once you have seen John Cena, you only have a couple months to live..

[-] maximilian@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

English is such a shitty language

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Guns don't shoot people!!!!

[-] maximilian@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

It’s just really inconsistent.

[-] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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