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[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Stupid long horse

[–] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 1 month ago

Could be, hard to tell without seeing the neck.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ONLY 1% OF PEOPLE CAN SOLVE THIS PUZZLE

[–] msage@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

I mean, yes, because the 99% will ignore and therefore can not complete it.

[–] BillDaCatt@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I was leaning towards Conrad, but you're right. Archibald!

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Giant Red Panda

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you mean the black rectangle - it's a horse's cock

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

there's no cock like horse cock

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

Some sort of beetle (3/4 of species are beetles, so playing the odds here).

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Leopard gecko

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

POUS (Pony Of Unusual Size)

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Whatever it is, it's gonna be a crab soon.

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

I can’t tell without seeing the penis.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago

That's Frank. He's kind of a dick.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Some kind of 'taur?

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Killer whale.

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] notabot@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think so, they're found in Malaysia aren't they?

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
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[–] mad_psymon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Gotta be a pigeon

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I heard hoofbeats, so it must be a zebra

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Balldowern@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Spider definitely.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It’s a bunny. With the front half of a horse. And th back half of a horse.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Its got to be a centaur.

[–] Tangerine@scribe.disroot.org 4 points 1 month ago
[–] MBech@feddit.dk 4 points 1 month ago
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

American Quarter Horse © Scott Smudsky

EDIT: SOURCE

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago
[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A walking clock?

[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 3 points 1 month ago

What did you call me?

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago
[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

stallion, hopefully

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Two people with decent sewing skills.

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