5 miles is 8 km
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2025
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That's about 80,000 burgers for the Amerikkkan feds here
You're off by 4480. The average big Mac is apparently 3.75 inches in diameter. So 84480 big macs laid side by side.
sigh guess I'll report myself to my local ice gestapo for deportation
if you line up 5 miles next to each other, it comes to 1700 yank tanks, or 122 strip malls. how many football fields you ask? the scientists are still calculating this.
My walk to school every day was 2.5 miles lol.
I bet it was also uphill, both ways.
It was and I had to walk through Mordor
Why didn’t you just ride the eeeeeeeeeagles!?
Uber put the eagles out of business
5 miles is pretty far to walk
It isn't really for able-bodied people, it's around the 10 000 step "target" people often use as a heuristic. But AFAIK the challenge in the movie isn't walking 5 miles but maintaining a pace of 3 mph or you get shot.
Sounds like a shittier version of Punishment Park (1971) if you ask me.
It reminds of a movie where this bus had to speed around a city, and if its speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called "the bus that couldn't slow down."
From the director of “the beach that makes you old”
You can go further back, to They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
It was an interesting concept when I read it middle school... or high school? 
Honestly I don't hate the premise you could do worse for sure, but does feel derivative of a genuinely kickass film that came out eight years before he published.
I've not watched Punishment Park yet (it's on my jellyfin), but The Long Walk iirc isn't disciplinary, they volunteer. Again, it's been many years since ive read it, but i seem to recall it being some weird jingoistic patriotic event with a big payoff for the winner... and maybe payoffs for the families of the losers? I think it was one of those overpopulation-lottery themes that was big at the time. King also wrote Running Man around that time under the Bachman name which dealt with similar energy. Running Man probably reads like The Lathe nowadays; I remember a bit about inner city kids teaching the MC how to make nose filters to battle pollution and whatnot while the media constantly misrepresnted him as a radical terrorist. 
I think that there's a very strong case to be made that a major underlying theme of The Long Walk is toxic masculinity and how patriarchy pushes young men to destructive behavior. The Walk is explicitly stated to be boys only, and a recurring question in the narrative is "why are they doing this if they don't have to and it will almost certainly get them killed."
Ah yea, there was a lot of time spent on backstories, but I'm afraid I can't remember any of them. I kinda remember a strong father figure vibe projected towards the general though, right? With a mix of how the contestants responded to that. Some of it love/eager to please, others rebellious.
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Shit, I think one of them was his kid, weren't they? The MC, or one the last few?🤔
I kinda remember a strong father figure vibe projected towards the general though, right?
Oh, 100%.
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The general's kid isn't the protagonist, but he is (IIRC) the last to fall (leaving the protagonist the winner).
There's nothing new under the sun.
Had a very similar conversation with a friend the other day who who said that the twist ending of H.G. Wells' original The War of the Worlds was a boring overdone trope because "Genghis Khan already did biological warfare."
Tbh, I kinda had the vibe that some of Bachman was about King experimenting with other people's stories. Like I always saw Rage as his take on The Catcher in the Rye.
i dont mean far as in undoable or too taxing but it would take a long time relatively speaking
i probably take about an hour to walk a mile at my normal pace judging by the length my walks typically are
Most people walking at a reasonable pace will do a mile in around 20 minutes
idk why people are so hung up on this or why they’re so intent on acting like walking for over an hour wouldnt be a long time to get where you’re trying to go lol
most people would say an hour is too far to drive somewhere unless its for a special reason. if you had to walk an hour every morning to get to work and then an hour back, you would say that doesnt take a long time? come on now thats just some reddit contrarian talking
i said “5 miles is pretty far to walk”. i didnt say its an impossible feat nobody can do.
Oh yeah to be clear I very much agree with you that that’s a far walk. 5 miles is a decent length if I’m walking a trail, I’m definitely not walking 5 miles to my destination
An hour to walk a mile?
5 miles in the time it takes to watch a movie is pretty leisurely.
Sounds like hiking through libertarian-land (the UP) to me lol
5x 20 minute miles should be easy enough to average, but it might be hard to do without breaks. I also imagine it might be harder for heavier people because I can do 5 20s fairly easily if I'm unencumbered. However, the same effort with a 35lb pack will probably net me a 30 minute pace.
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What? Its just an hour of firm walking.
If that's a daily commute, each way, I guess. But not if its just a rare special occasion.
yeah that’s what i meant. i just meant it would take a relatively long time to walk that far. it would be a good chunk of your afternoon
I feel like this is highly dependent on your social bubble
idk, it'd be a little more than an hour of walking for me
I do walk a lot though